Andrew: “Did I just say that word?”
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Andrew: “Funky little radio shack!”
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Andrew: “I have some unprotected cuffing in my future”
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Andrew: “I have the technology!”
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Andrew: “I’m literally a little bit… brain blown right now”
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Andrew: “It’s a little floppy up there. I love it”
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Andrew: “It’s four-twenty, dude”
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Andrew: Making thinking mouth sounds
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Andrew: “No; but, I just want it now!”
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Andrew: “Oh, these people are my people!”
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Andrew: “Really!?”
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Andrew: Saying “Yes, Barbara. Aren’t I pithy when I talk about the reasons I got rid of Facebook” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “Why did I buy this junky little Zoom?”
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Andrew: “Tin roof! Balanced!”
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Andrew: “Well, goddamnit!”
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Andrew: “What is with these people?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew comparing his relationship with his landlord with Andrew and Luke’s relationship with American Public Media
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Andrew and Luke: Making clicking sounds
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, that’s right. This is story [sic] about you being tired. Yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “Would you like to play a game? (Yeah!)”
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Luke: “Did my daughter send me this link? Maybe. Shut up! You don’t know my life! Get outta my business!”
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Luke: “Drink it in with your ears. This is the show today”
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Luke: “I can get a little eyerolly about some of that stuff”
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Luke: “It’s cuffing season!”
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Luke: “Like, that’s all I have to offer to the wider world”
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Luke: “Oh, God!!”
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Luke: “Shut up! You don’t know my life! Get outta my business!”
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Luke: “Something is amiss!”
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Luke: “This poor son of a bitch”
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Luke: “Those people don’t even know they’re already dead!”
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Luke: “Yes!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Junk…y little Zoom!! Why did I buy this junky little Zoom?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let us burrow further into the Favela of… Esoterica Town (Mmm-hmm!)”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “1-800-MR-PLOW. That name again is Mr. Plow”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “It’s a sick… house!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, stay warm, stay cuffed… keep your lagniappes close… (God) and your senior citizens closer (Closer)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You can, you can… dink around with your boop-boops (Exactly)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? The Bible says, ‘As a dog returns to its vomit… (Ooh!) So, we return…’ The Bible’s nasty sometimes. It is… nasty in there!”
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