Andrew: “Andrew Walsh. Nice guy! Professional nice guy”
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Andrew: “Don’t bring that into the jacuzzi”
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Andrew: “Don’t worry, Andrew. If the Seahawks don’t do it today… next year’s looking really good. You got this, buddy”
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Andrew: “Garbage anxiety at peak levels here… in the Roosevelt neighborhood”
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Andrew: “Hey, turkey!”
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Andrew: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”
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Andrew: “I got my toy!”
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Andrew: “I have to be responsible about it; and, I don’t have patience for that shit”
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Andrew: “I kind of am a turkey… I like to think that I’m a turkey”
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Andrew: “I like to borrow trouble”
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Andrew: “I’d prank a horse”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Making a proto Marsupial Gurgle-like sound
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Andrew: Making funny mouth sounds
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Andrew: “No, it sounds terrifying!”
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Andrew: “Please, please, please, please, please!”
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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna get up! I feels like a snow day” in a funny voice
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Andrew: Saying “Luke! Luke! I’m gonna do the show like this from now on. This is my new voice!” in a funny voice
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Andrew: “That didn’t work. That didn’t work at all!”
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Andrew: “That sounds fun!”
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Andrew: “Welcome to our ‘ool”
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Andrew and Luke: “Welcome to our ‘ool… Notice there’s no mayo in here… Please keep it that way… (My…) That didn’t work. That didn’t work at all!”
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Luke: “Also… when this whole podcasting thing… crashes and burns; as, it eventually will”
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Luke: “And, this is the part where I’m gonna put my, I’m gonna put my knowledge inside of all the listeners; and, I apologize for doing this”
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Luke: “I eat… my weight in cheese… every day”
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Luke: “I’m laughing cuz I did the weirdest thing”
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Luke: “It’s just not a big thing in my brain”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Quiet “Goddamnit”
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Luke: “Retail arbitrage, bruh!”
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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah! Youz go to the Post Malone concert?” in a Philly accent
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Luke: “This is not a multi-level marketing pitch, by the way”
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Luke: “What was my point with that?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t mind me. I’ll just be in your jacuzzi with an O’Doul’s… and some mayo Or, don’t… Oh, God”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m assuming the listeners… would rather Daddy and Mommy don’t fight… (Mmm-hmm) But… It’s Daddy and Turkey. Why are Daddy and Turkey fighting?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sure I’ll throw back a few… fake hot dogs with my fake beer… while listening to my fake baseball team… Perfect year for it, bro!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Lord willing and the snow drifts don’t cut off our Internet contact (Ooh, yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “They don’t know what’s going on; because, they’re literally just, like, got their, like… pressed up against another fish’s bunghole… (Hmm) In, like… the murk”
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