Andrew: “Did you go down into the bowels of CBS yesterday and ask them to re-take your picture?”
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Andrew: “Everybody who saw that photo does love you a little bit less”
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Andrew: “Hello, goldfish darling”
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Andrew: “I’m over here… slaving over a la… a hot laptop, or a… lop hat top. It’s early. I’m working out the kinks”
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Andrew: “I’m working out the kinks”
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Andrew: “Literally coming in hot before I even said a word”
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Andrew: “No, it’s about waking up. I hate waking up”
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Andrew: Saying “And the Pudding Pops” as Bill Crosby
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Andrew: Singing “I forget too much… I mumble too much”
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Andrew: Singing “Oh, High School College, we adore thee”
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Andrew: “The Lyfts, and the Ubers, and the public transportation, and everything”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, goldfish darling… Hello, Andrew darling”
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Luke: “As those extremely… important people… were… were streaming through and… and going to feed at the trough that I was trying wedge my piggy nose into”
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Luke: “Boop!”
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Luke: “By the way… Tod Koppel… keeping it tight!”
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Luke: “Dang it!”
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Luke: “Had he not taken it off… the hotel would be burning to the ground right now”
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Luke: “Hello, Andrew darling”
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Luke: “I don’t even know what my point was in this. I just wanted to be heard, I guess, Andrew”
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Luke: “If we just kept on getting one more little… gew-gaw”
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Luke: Making a recoiled reaction sound
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Luke: “My point is, I know I’m sounding very complainy about what is basically a very lucky charmed life that I have”
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Luke: “Oh, boy… This is, I’m not gonna be able to complete this thought”
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Luke: Singing “High School, High School College. Founded by Roger High School. What a weird last name. This is now a hymn”
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Luke: Singing “I stop remembering too much”
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Luke: Singing “So much to say, so much to say” as Adam Sandler in the style of Henny Youngman
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Luke: Singing “The musics of the night”
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Luke: “Stop! Do not! No! Do not go into the office!”
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Luke: “We’ll never need shampoo again!”
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Luke: “What is my life come to? I’m closing my own… hatch… like a commoner!?”
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