Andrew: “All I need is a dot matrix printer and all of this shit will work itself out”
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Andrew: “Aw, shit. We flooded it”
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Andrew: “Because, I get very… heavy ‘Shut up, little man'”
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Andrew: “Cuneiform in uniform?”
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Andrew: “Dad, wait! Dad, wait!”
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Andrew: “Damnit… Goddamnit”
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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”
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Andrew: “I can’t believe this shit is real”
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Andrew: “I don’t want an asterisk next to my name in the quiz hall of fame”
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Andrew: “I like this game. I also think I’m just getting slappy”
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Andrew: “I mean, I’ll, I’ll take the loss; but, I think what we learned is you also lost”
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Andrew: “I think it’s a pig, Luke”
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Andrew: “I… have not had a chance, as you would expect, to, like, kind of scan the tweeters, and, you know, all of the… usual… blog spaces where spoofs would be a-spoofin'”
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Andrew: “It’s not so lonely on this loser island”
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Andrew: “Like a real, dank meme”
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Andrew: “My friend. When you’re wrong, you are right”
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Andrew: Saying “I listen to your blog” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “The House of One Thousand Corpses”
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Andrew: “Y2K kinda got me”
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Andrew: “Yeah. My brain broke for a second”
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Andrew: “Yeah… but, it’s some corny shit though”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew explaining why he got a quiz question about NPR and Nixon wrong
Andrew and Luke: “God! That is like, what… it’s like… I don’t know; like… eating ice cream (Yeah) with one hand and biting lemons with the other. Ugh!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I mean, you know, I got a lot on the line here; but, you don’t worry about it. You just go on with your little quiz… Let me just twist out here… with your ill-worded questions from the New York Times… New York Times!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Tell me everything. Leave no detail out! (Yes)”
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Luke: “Andrew, you Kimmeled with confidence”
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Luke: “DJ Luke”
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Luke: “I love confident Andrew!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “New York Times!?”
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Luke: Saying “Welcome to the House… of One… Thousand… Corpses” in a spooky manner
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Luke: “That was not fair, Andrew. I really screwed you up on that one”
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Luke: “There’s a lot of shoosh… zush [ph] in, in Portuguese that I am… so bad with”
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Luke: “Thwomp… there it is”
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Luke: “What bullshit”
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Luke: “Yeah!!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “But… well, I don’t wanna put my thumb… on the scale… (But, you are. But, you are!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, if, if Phyllis Fletcher ever becomes a rapper, I want her rap name to be Phyllis-sophical… Oh, God!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can I th… just thwomp one more thing on top of that? Sure, thwomp it up… Thwomp… there it is”
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