Andrew: “Also… why go places?”
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Andrew: “Drippy… rainy, gray a lot”
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Andrew: “I like having a little mystery in life”
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Andrew: “I’m blanking on it”
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Andrew: “Like, I forget that, like, how… how buzzy the city can be in certain neighborhoods”
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Andrew: “Should I hit!? Should I hit?”
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Andrew: “So, Phyllis, please… take this personally”
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Andrew: “Stanky Blursday bass riff”
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Andrew: “Well, you know what this means… screw the limit”
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Andrew: “When you think of me, you think of rule breaking, right?”
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Andrew: “Who’s your TBTL sponsor?”
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Andrew: “You don’t touch my bell!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I looked at the picture… (Okay) I asked myself… ‘Are they just spoofing us? Is this just a blurry candle?'”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna derail us. Please”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is it disorienting cuz you don’t know how far into the show we are; (Yes) or, because, you don’t know what time it is in the real world? I don’t care about the real… Andrew, the real world melts away when you and I are in this room. Okay?”
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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call somebody who loves Schitt’s Creek? I got Schitt Heads, right? For all the other Schitt Heads out there… Schitt’s Heads”
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Andrew and Luke: “You just got Urban Dictionary’d. I know!”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve been lock curious for a while now… I consider… I identify as lock curious (Uh-huh)”
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Luke: “I’m such an old man”
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Luke: “It’s a cool story that I am sure we will absolutely… just… annihilate the details on. I’m sure… it’s just a sharp… shot… waiting… to blow”
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Luke: Saying “Leave David alone! You’re lucky he even made coffee for you! Bastards!” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “My husband plays the radio too loud in the car” in a funny manner
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Luke: “Whatchu talkin’ about Willis?”
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Luke: “Yes. By the way, welcome to Parking Talk… This is the part of the show where we just discuss… various zoning regulations”
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Luke: “You want your brain to hurt… bro?”
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Luke: “Ziggle-zaddy, let’s get addy?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like a virgin in a sex shop… (Mmm-hmm) What end is up… sir, on this particular… item?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have a hundred percent pooped during conversations with you. (Oh, no!) I mean, regularly. Like, in front of me! Like, not even on the phone! Welcome to Australia”
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Luke and Andrew: “Which is why I should not be allowed to read science stories. It’s a real threat to my sobriety. Who would’ve known that that’s what triggered you… Wow! Never in a million years. I thought it was, maybe, the vodka drop from yesterday. (No) Nope, it’s the article about a black hole”
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