Andrew: “Are you kidding me! Can we please listen to some… McDonald’s golden oldies?”
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Andrew: “Can we get through one show without you talking about somebody’s cans”
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Andrew: “Cuz, that used to be so normal; and, now, it sounds so odd”
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Andrew: “Don’t make this too dark, Walsh”
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Andrew: “Enhance! Enhance! Ouch!”
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Andrew: “From Adelaide to our deaths”
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Andrew: “I feel like I just need to give up on this; because, I’m just more and more sounding like an old man”
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Andrew: “I honestly don’t know if I’m gonna lose my shit out there, Luke. Like, I’m scared of things”
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Andrew: “I like sleeping in basements”
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Andrew: “I like, I like everything that you just said. It was very sweet and I agree with it all”
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Andrew: “In case we want to TP somebody’s house”
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Andrew: Singing “Garfield-1… 23-23”
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Andrew: Singing “When you drop kick your lumber… as you walk through the door… no one cares”
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Andrew: Singing the first few notes of either the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme or the Super Mario Bros. underground theme
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Andrew: “They don’t have hands, man. I’m telling you. I was zooming in. They’re hooves… They’re little hooves. They’re gonna punch you right in the face… Don’t get too close”
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Andrew: “Things are going on in St. Paul that I… didn’t realize”
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Andrew: “Titular heads”
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Andrew: “What’s in the water at Dunn Lumber?”
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Andrew: “You know what thought? Honestly… I mean, that sounds boring; but, boredom is the least of my problems”
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Luke: “Andrew, I can’t overstate this. I am gonna lose… my… shit when I see a kangaroo… in the wild”
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Luke: “Could be… the Lord trying to tell me something”
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Luke: “I think we need to get… aggressively finite”
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Luke: “I’m gonna do something that I already regret”
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Luke: “I’m not gonna freak the frack out”
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Luke: “It’s just a big expanse of nothingness”
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Luke: “Make it so, Uluru”
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Luke: “May have to kill you and eat you”
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Luke: “Oh my… God!”
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Luke: Saying “Don’t be such a Coober Pedy” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “Elev-Sev… in Straya?” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “Eleven-Seven” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “See… that’s… why… I’m the titular host” while dinging his bell
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Luke: Saying “You call that an e-mail?” in an Australian accent
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Luke: “Show us your titular heads”
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Luke: “That Yaris is… is never Yar-ing back down to Adelaide”
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Luke: “Uh-hunh”
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Luke: Whistling and singing “It pays to pay cash… at Dunn”
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Luke: “Ye–Y’all freaked out a little bit”
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Luke: “Yeah… Show us your titular heads… Wait, what? No! Sorry. That was…”
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Luke and Andrew: “Boy, I said… ‘Dolly Parton’s cans’ and I said (Alright) ‘titular’. I feel like the show’s getting a little bit… I know you go in for anything pornographic; but, I’m trying to keep it clean (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can I try something? (Mmm-hmm) This is… our friend, the Phamdemort”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can we go with… a little Waterloo? That’s great. I think Australia is gonna be our Waterloo anyway. So…”
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