Andrew: “1040-EZ Peasy”
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Andrew: “Cuz, you’re, you know, gigging all over the place”
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Andrew: “Don’t Jeff Lynne me!”
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Andrew: “Everything’s great with my mouth”
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Andrew: “I guess that’s it!!”
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Andrew: “I know you like me to ‘Yes, and’ you”
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Andrew: “I love Jesus; but, I drink a little”
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Andrew: “I, I thunder-shirt him, you know”
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Andrew: “I’ve… said it once… say it again… Mothers Against Drunk Driving… has a… iron grip on this culture of ours… and they’re ruining America”
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Andrew: “I’ve… said it once… say it again… Mothers Against Drunk Driving… has a… iron grip on this culture of ours… and they’re ruining America… Get that in the clear, Linh? I see what you’re doing over there, Luke… I see what you’re doing over there. I do not wanna hear that ever re-surface. Linh… I will… I will unfriend you”
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Andrew: “Linh Pham… the Phamdemort… Phamily… Man”
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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of creaky floorboards
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Andrew: Mimicking Theodore’s loud yelling sound
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Andrew: “Oh, no! Why is he fighting with his penis?”
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Andrew: Requesting someone to register the domain PlantOrAnimal.com
Andrew: “They is trying to say I was drunk… I had eight beers. That’s it”
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Andrew: “This is the shit that happens to me all the time!”
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Andrew: “Ugh! She’s got a snake”
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Andrew: “When I saw myself poop, and I was like, ‘You gotta be kidding me'”
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Andrew: “Where’s my doohickie?”
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Andrew: “You’re gonna love the living tweedle out of this”
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Andrew and Luke: “AmIHotOrNot… dot-meow… and… also. Hey, Linh. You should buy that one. (Oddly, that URL is taken) Yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I… I can’t talk about that… Okay”
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Luke: “Cool. Your new name is Taargüs”
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Luke: “I’m just glad my wife is in charge of this and not me”
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Luke: “I’m very dependent on myself. I’m extremely dependent on myself!”
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Luke: “It… mutilated this other turtle’s dong!”
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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”
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Luke: “Thank you for looking that up; because, honestly, it wasn’t until I said it out loud… into a microphone… on to a recording, that will be heard by thousands and thousand of people, that I realized… I don’t actually know what the name of that snake is!”
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Luke: “That’s dirty, right?”
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Luke: “Their entire console would not fire… because, the power was out. Because, the thing wasn’t plugged in! Because, nobody was monitoring the situation!! Because, the union guys were having a tuna sandwich!!!”
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Luke: “Who loves ya baby!!?”
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Luke: “Yeah, the shit–the trip is shaping up… I almost said, ‘The shit is traping up'”
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Luke: “Yeah! Nailed it!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a wet, wild… wooly world here in Whatcom County… It’s a wot of Ws, Woot”
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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! That’s cool! (Yeah) That’s fun!”
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