Andrew: “Can you imagine having to deal with me for an entire weekend?”
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Andrew: “Didgeridon’t”
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Andrew: “Eh!”
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Andrew: “He is a nightmare monster”
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Andrew: “I… I don’t know”
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Andrew: “It doesn’t… boggle my mind the way it boggles your mind”
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Andrew: “It’s Rap: The Musical!”
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Andrew: “It’s… too hot, too dry. Everything’s too brown for my tastes”
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Andrew: “Just try walking through that; they won’t say shit about your bells”
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Andrew: “My apologies to soccer fans; cuz, I’m telling you, I am the idiot here”
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Andrew: “Reading and dinging”
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Andrew: “So, I’ll let you… do the dinging”
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Andrew: “Sportball! I care because reasons”
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Andrew: “STRFKR”
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Andrew: “This is so stupid!”
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Andrew: “This is the weirdest thing; and, I do not know if this is gonna translate”
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Andrew: “Wah-lah”
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Andrew: “We say ‘shoes’… they say ‘chubbers'”
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Andrew: “We’re just being a couple of koala logs over here”
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Andrew: “What’s wrong with the Modesto Nuts?”
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Andrew: “Whoa! What the hell is going on with me!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Baiting the listeners with having a possible candidate for the new NPR Morning Edition theme song but ended up playing Game of Cats
Luke: “BRRRN!”
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Luke: “Christy will appreciate that… even if Andrew doesn’t!”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Cuz, you know, I’ve gotta be surrounded by clocks and bells now”
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Luke: “Ding along”
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Luke: Dinging his bells and saying “The carol of the bells! Okay, that was bad radio”
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Luke: “Does that make you have empathy for a freaking snake!?”
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Luke: “I slept… the sleep… of the righteous”
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Luke: “I’m gonna be traveling with the weirdest assortment of shit… for the TSA to see”
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Luke: “Is it legal… to be this insane?”
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Luke: “Oh, why am I saying this right now?”
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Luke: Playing his various bells and bell sounds, plus a fart sound effect
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Luke: Saying “Came in on a sky gator” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “Danger! Danger! Alienating all of the listeners… Did we hit, did we hit Sounders fans? Good… Complete… domination of everything our listeners like” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “We got trouble… right here in River City… We got trouble with a capital ‘T’, and that rhymes with ‘P’, and that stands for pool” while dinging his bells
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Luke: Singing “Don’t be gay in Indiana”
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Luke: Singing “Gigantic… Gigantic”
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Luke: “Thank you… padre”
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Luke: “We’d like to welcome new sponsor… STRFKR”
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Luke: “Would you describe it as having an LA face with an Oakland booty?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I’m back. And, that’s why they call it ‘Sleeve Irwins'”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do we have any more petrol in the Finnegan’s Hole? Sky gator, oooh (Oooh)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Please, listeners, before you… send angry e-mails or tweet at us… please understand that we hate ourselves more than you hate us. Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sky gator, oooh (Oooh)”
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Luke and Andrew: “The… town where the three-eyed snake was found… is the town of… Humpty Doo! Oh, that’s not real… Humpty Doo, Australia”
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Luke and Andrew: “Who got the hooch? (Yeah!) Who got the fresh-e-freshy? Who got the only sweetest thing in the world?”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re letting me twist in the wind and I’ll never forgive you for this (No, no!)”
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