Andrew: “I have lockjaw of the brain”
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Andrew: “I’m really sorry. Boy, that was… clunky as hell”
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Andrew: “If you’re wondering what’s going on with my face right now, that’s it”
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Andrew: “Is the ISDN working? Is our guest in the studio yet?”
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Andrew: “Oh-ho, this is embarrassing”
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Andrew: “When I laugh a lot… I blow my nose a lot”
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Andrew: “Yeah. It kinda just jumped up on to my beard”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Dave, man? (Where’s Dave, man?)”
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Ken Jennings: “All that stuff just makes me so glad that I was on Jeopardy! in 2004 when social media was not yet the blight it is today”
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Ken Jennings: “I’m coming for you… Jennings”
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Ken Jennings: “It’s 7:18 and they haven’t started the Double Jeopardy! round yet! What is happening in America?”
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Ken Jennings: “Like, it’s like you can go through boring, out the other side, into interesting”
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Ken Jennings: “Luke, you’re, you have so much to learn”
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Ken Jennings: “So, there’s a bell curve, a cloche curve, if you will”
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Ken Jennings: “Who are these guys telling me how to play Jeopardy!”
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Ken Jennings and Andrew: “Stick to the jokes, funny guy! (Mmm-hmm)”
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Ken Jennings and Luke: “Like, the, the… best thing Jeopardy! did for me was not… the money or anything. It was really just like… You’re… Can I have the money then…? Yes… I guess what I’m saying is, I want Luke to have the money”
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Luke: “But, Andrew knows things”
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Luke: “Don’t point at your wrist”
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Luke: “Everything happens for a reason”
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Luke: “Oh, no!!”
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Luke: Singing an upside-down version of the William Tell Overture
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Luke: Singing the William Tell Overture
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Luke: “The kayfabe is so strong… on me”
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Luke and Andrew: “He sort of spooged Purell into his beard, into his mouth… I didn’t think you saw that”
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