Andrew: “Ah, ya… spoiled it!”
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Andrew: “Chhk! We should draw a phallus… Chhk! I could draw a phallus. Chhk!”
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Andrew: “Damnit!!! Why!?”
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Andrew: “I don’t think I would’ve drawn a sky penis”
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Andrew: “I gotta get on the phone with DC!”
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Andrew: “Listen… I’ve, I’ve moved on. This scandal was–This pooping scandal was ten years ago… I don’t want people to see this… story to pop up first thing when they Google my name”
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Andrew: “Men be like… this and women be like that!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!”
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Andrew: “Oh, ladies are always lady-like”
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Andrew: Saying “I wish I could smoke it” in an Australian accent
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Andrew: Singing a few notes and laughing
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Andrew: Singing a few notes, laughing and saying “That’s so bad”
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Andrew: “This is so fucking dumb”
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Andrew: “What the heck?”
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Andrew: “You and I cannot… not say things”
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Andrew: “You know I.T., baby!”
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Andrew and Luke: Easter Egg
Andrew and Luke: “There’s no need to, like, necessarily really lean on the fact that we’re pre-recording this a day early… (Right) Show opens, ‘Hey, Luke, isn’t it crazy that we’re doing the show a day early?’ Damnit!!! Why!? (You know, Andrew? Here’s the thing) Every time! (You and I…)”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know, if this is actually our last episode on APM because of this rant, I would be… one hundred percent happy to work for The Slowdown… Terrible, Thanks for Asking, if there’s a role on that show… Hilarious World of Depression… I feel like there would probably be a role for me there too. So… I’m a hundred percent happy with whatever happens here. What a snake in the grass! You’re… you’re like fifty percent joking”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re listening to TAWS (Dang it!) on… KIRO radio!”
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Luke: “Come for the I.T. talk, stay for sky junk”
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Luke: “Come on, bro!”
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Luke: “Jami, have you listened to the show lately? Cheat day? Please… every day is a cheat day for ol’ LB”
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Luke: “Oh, phooey!”
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Luke: Saying “It’s all fun” in an Australian accent
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Luke: Saying “You do it long enough, you don’t blink anymore… I’m still blinking” in an Australian accent
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Luke: “Sky junk”
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Luke: “That was special… That was special!”
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Luke: “When the going gets tough, the Luke gets going, sometimes”
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Luke: “You know I.T., baby!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Mommy, what are breasts? Right!”
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Luke and Andrew: “The eggs are complete (Mmm-hmm)”
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Security Training Video: “It’s your lucky day… You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot”
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Security Training Video: “Keyloggers can track the words you type on to your computer. This might be your shopping list; but, it also might be your password. Your soufflé might not be ruined; but, your password sure will be”
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Security Training Video: “Thank you for your willingness to practice good judgment. We can’t do it without you”
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