Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: “I love toilets, I guess!”
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Andrew: “I’m learning about these Australian toilets! And, they’re pretty interesting”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry”
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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of creaking springs
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Andrew: “Oh, I’m nerdy, dirty and flirty alright; but, not necessarily in that order”
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Andrew: “Oh, I’m… dirty, mate… and, I’m flirty, mate”
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Andrew: “Spag bol”
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Andrew: “Spag bol” #2
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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone-o sent ya!”
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Andrew: “That wasn’t the most articulate thing I’ve said all day; but, it’s also not the least articulate thing I’m going to say all day”
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Andrew: “There are a lot of things that I apparently say that I don’t remember, even while sober”
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Andrew: “Up, up, up, up, up!”
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Andrew and Luke: “So, today you’ll drive; and, then, maybe tomorrow… I’ll… I’ll get my, my driving in Australia merit badge. Yes, unlock that level. Yes! Or… or, we’ll never get the badge because we don’t make it through; but, either way… can you think of a better way to die? Oh, no”
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Luke: “Boy, that toilet is just a big hole, man”
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Luke: “Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa”
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Luke: “I don’t know where this accent’s going”
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Luke: “I had to look at the back of the t-shirt to figure out where we were going today. You think I’m joking”
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Luke: “Oh, no”
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Luke: Saying “On the day… of my TBTL-a-Thon’s wedding, you come to me and you talk… of stinky poops” as The Godfather
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Luke: “You want me to put this heroin where!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa. (I’m sorry) That’s not the accent… I’m sorry? Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa… One more time… Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa… Right! Exactly”
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Luke and Andrew: “Gawler? Oh, yeah, right. I remember Gawler. Yeah… Shot cawler. Twenty-inch blades on the Impawler… What is that? I know that… It’s a song. I know, but what is it? Can you think of it?”
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Luke and Andrew: “How are you feeling about staying in something called an underground motel? I could not be more excited about where we are staying!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no… (Oh, no) Oh, so this is how it ends”
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Luke and Andrew: “Spag bol! Spag bol!”
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Luke and Andrew: “The toilets you met along the way (Yeah!) were the ones you’ve been shitting in for years”
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Luke and Andrew: “What about an alarm clock that poured cottage cheese into your mouth? Oh, God! Wake up and lose, as my friend would say”
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Luke and Andrew: “Whatever charms I have in the States, I don’t think they apply in Australia the same way… I was gonna make a… mean joke… Oh, that’s fine. The listeners can just… write their own mean joke in their head. You don’t… have to… gild that lily”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yarra! Yarra! Yarra!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yarra! Yarra! Yarra! Your coffee’s new name is, ‘Yarra'”
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