Andrew: “Damnit! Now I’m rooting for the fly”
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Andrew: “Hi, there. I also touched you… in the car today while you were driving”
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Andrew: “I am, like, well beyond slappy at this point”
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Andrew: “I notice hot dogs and stuff”
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Andrew: “I said, ‘Luke, I’m gonna touch you. I’m gonna smack you. Don’t crash'”
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Andrew: “I-I feel slappy”
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Andrew: “I’m just making this worse”
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Andrew: “I’m so delirious right now; I’m already thinking about crying to this song, on the plane, on the way home”
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Andrew: “In kilometers of miles”
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Andrew: “It bit your finger, huh?”
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Andrew: “L-Let me tell my story”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna touch you. I’m gonna smack you. Don’t crash”
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Andrew: “Maybe the dog didn’t like you, and that’s fine”
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Andrew: Muffled “Don’t mess with chicken. Don’t mess with chicken!”
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Andrew: “Oh, look, Luke… glad we’re here. Are you gonna over-react again… jerk face?”
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Andrew: “Our state of mind is a little bonkers tonight”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Splooookcha!”
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Andrew: Squeaking “How are we gonna get through this?”
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Andrew: “This is where my brain failed”
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Andrew: “You’ll just go miles and miles and miles of kilometers”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’d buy us both a hotel with my savings. You’d do that… for me? After all the complaining I did in Alice Springs? No, Luke… I would do it for me”
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Andrew and Luke: “Look at me remembering things! (Hey!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “The word you’re looking for is, ‘stupid’. No, it’s not. (No, it is ‘stupid,’ Luke)”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “I know what you’re about to say, and I can’t, I can’t handle it”
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Luke: “I would give it a medium on the chomp scale”
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Luke: “Splooookch!”
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Luke: “The horror… The horror”
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Luke: “Whatever gets us in the door, Walsh!”
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Luke: “When we got to Motel Murder 6… (Mmm-hmm) We’ll leave the light off for you”
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Luke and Andrew: Cracking up over the image of a turtle or tortoise having a horrible poop session on the toilet
Luke and Andrew: “He is Andrew Welse… [ph] Known in some… circles as Andrew Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Heat… (It’s not that complicated) plus chicken tenders (Right) equals delicious (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t think Rudy’s a good dog! I do!”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke pestering Andrew and tell Andrew to stop touching himself
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Luke and Andrew: Luke was bitten by a dog that Andrew said was a good dog
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Luke and Andrew: “We’re humbled… We’re slappy. We’re nerdy… We’re dirty… We’re flirty. We’re a little flirty; let’s not lie about that”
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