Andrew: “And, that’ll do her. Wrap that baby up… No cheese, no sour cream. Not for this guy”
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Andrew: “B-b-b-b-but why?”
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Andrew: “Baby needs a new pair of jowlers”
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Andrew: “Daddy loves leather”
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Andrew: “I have a rule where I never delete audio”
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Andrew: “I told you, you can smell it next time you’re here”
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Andrew: “If you got the time, I’ve got the diapers!”
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Andrew: Imitating a Primus song
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Andrew: “Now, I realize just how confusing that must have been to the listeners. It sounds like I was saying ‘bacon soda’… as in, a soda that is flavored like the pork product, bacon… That’s not what I was saying… I was saying ‘baking soda’… but, I was trying to rap it”
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Andrew: “Okay, it looks like, it sounds like our… audio editor had a little fun with that one”
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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna know!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Should we… do it?”
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Andrew: Singing “Calling up the Scatman”
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Andrew: “That sounds bad”
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Andrew: “Well, yeah. I mean, I struggle with Primus as well; because… you know, again, it was one of those… Shut up”
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Andrew: “Ya never open your mouth… unless ya know the score”
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Andrew: “Yeah, wait until the show’s over… then, you’re in trouble, buddy!”
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Andrew: “You know me; I’m kind of a blabbermouth and I just say ridiculous things”
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Andrew and Luke: “The doctors had… no cure for what was happening to me… You had a fever… and the only… cure was… more Scatman? More Scatman’s World”
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Luke: “Can you fastball this right into the brain of the listeners?”
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Luke: “Everybody, please hold”
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Luke: “Got lotsa news”
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Luke: “HMIU”
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Luke: “I… embark on a campaign of just trying to… make weird sounds that will be isolated… by our… unpaid and unmentioned audio producer”
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Luke: “I’m really the Elizabeth Taylor of podcasting”
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Luke: Making a Burbhelm scream sound
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Luke: Saying “Missed it by that much” as Maxwell Smart
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Luke: “Son of Tummy Troubles?”
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Luke: “Well, great. Now you just made another viral drop!”
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Luke: “Well, great. Now you just made another viral drop! Goddamnit, Andrew. Can’t I have anything?”
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Luke and Andrew: “‘Mister Carlittle… is here to talk about the division of assets in the estate.’ And, then, Mr. Carlittle walks in and just goes, ‘Wassup!’… I mean, it’s a little cliché; but, I mean, I guess”
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “To reveal the presence of” in unison
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Luke and Andrew: “What I found to be the, just, relative unlistenability of the band Cake is… I think, lead directly to my marriage… I’m sorry?”
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