Andrew: “But, it will be a… disaster at the gym today”
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Andrew: “Dumb question here”
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Andrew: “Feel free to introduce me as, ‘King of the Tut-Tut Sound'”
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Andrew: “I mean, I say dumb things in front of you all the time”
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Andrew: “I think that that energy that some, a, a few… one person… points out… when I’m hosting alone, that’s a nervous energy. And, I’m glad that… some, a few, or one person enjoy…s it”
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Andrew: “I’m on the ‘Tok!”
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Andrew: “It had been a long time since I strapped those babies on”
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Andrew: “It’s turnt”
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Andrew: Making a funny sound
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Andrew: “Now, this… is interesting”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit. I could not get off that rink fast enough… I’m just like this old man… zipping around to Baby Shark, surrounded by children, on a weekday afternoon… completely by myself”
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Andrew: “Oh! I’m tripping over my own tongue… I got the turf monster in my mouth!”
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Andrew: Singing “It’s been… one league since you sank on me”
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Andrew: “That’s why it came up this weekend!!”
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Andrew: “Ugh, man. Why am I even getting into this?”
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Andrew: “What is this!?”
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Andrew: “Wide… expanses of… nothingness”
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Andrew: “Wow! That’s next level!”
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Andrew: “You Tik me, I’ll Tok it”
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Andrew: “You’re the spit… globule”
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Andrew: “Your nickname’s gonna be, ‘Hero’, Luke; cuz, I always look up to you!”
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Luke: “I have a trainer; I don’t even wanna talk about it”
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Luke: “I need to get more beach-y with this”
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Luke: “I… got… the… worst… blisters… in the history of my… my feet”
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Luke: “I’m a forty-three year old dad type”
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Luke: “In Austin… you do what I say!”
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Luke: “Off-leash jogging is her jam”
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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” (Edited)
Luke and Andrew: “Daddy’s gotta look at something. Oh… goddamn!”
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Luke and Andrew: “How about food shopping based on your DNA? Oh, Christ! This is another thing from… I’m taking that as a hard maybe?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have a weirder version of that. Uh-huh. What’s your’s?”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing how he twisted his ankle and Andrew squicks out
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Luke and Andrew: Luke starting to explain how he was going to pop his blisters and Andrew squicks out
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