Andrew: “Bagels are just more of a way of life”
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Andrew: “Boy… people are gonna be stealing our identities all over the place”
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Andrew: “But, I Burbank’d it”
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Andrew: “Butter sponge”
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Andrew: “Cut off the tip… Take the bite”
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Andrew: “Don’t leave home without it”
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Andrew: “I do feel like the show’s gotten worse since my life has gotten better”
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Andrew: “It was so hard not to have really dark thoughts”
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Andrew: “Oh my God! He put ketchup on the hot dog! Or, he toast his bagels. You don’t do that! This is New York! Like, screw all of that… I hate that shit so much!”
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Andrew: “Otherwise, my ears will freeze off”
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Andrew: Saying “This is not interesting” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “Screw all of that… I hate that shit so much!”
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Andrew: “Take me drunk; I’m Buffalo Bill”
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Andrew: “The ocean scared me”
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Andrew: “There is something very, very biting about a Cleveland winter”
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Andrew: “This show’s getting weird”
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Andrew: “Uh-huh. He’s got the Bemidji fifteen?”
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Andrew: “You got to release desire”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I, I have a choice: I can get my midrift… [sic] (Yeah) frost-bitten… (Yeah) or, I can look like a schlub. The people… wanna see it”
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Andrew and Luke: “People consider me the Cookie Roberts of… public radio (RIP)”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is not appropriate for our show; but, since it did just get me… And, this is a little dirty, okay? Ooh! So, people… (Explicit) get the, get the kids out of the room”
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Andrew and Luke: “Who’s my little butter sponge? (Aww!)”
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Luke: “Beagle, bagel, boggles and boogles”
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Luke: “Hunh. Applebee’s Pizza… Shit!!”
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Luke: “I have no… good… startup ideas!”
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Luke: “I said, ‘make the podcast stinky'”
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Luke: “I’m on the–the bad half of this life”
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Luke: “Luke… Durbank”
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Luke: “My Bs are pretty sad”
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Luke: “New York City? Get a bagel”
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Luke: “Ooh!”
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Luke: Saying “Did I do a good one?” as Steve Urkel
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Luke: “The listeners are just a… just a… brownish area with points to you”
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Luke: “Toasted bagel? Roasted mayor”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s called ‘Skin Laundry’? Oh, no! Buffalo Bill, (Right?) go home! (Hundred percent! Where are we gonna put this lotion?)”
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