Andrew: “Ahh, the worm as turned”
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Andrew: “Butt juice”
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Andrew: “Good for them. The human body is disgusting”
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Andrew: “Here me out”
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Andrew: “Huge… beautiful… sausages”
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Andrew: “I have gone from a man who showers too much to a man who showers too little”
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Andrew: “I legit had a dream about some of the tastiest looking sausages… I have ever seen”
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Andrew: “I would probably go into the kitchen… and maybe gobble on one of those things”
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Andrew: “I’m a… bar of soap man”
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Andrew: “It didn’t even occur to me how… this comes off as a… phallic joke”
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Andrew: “It is kind of related to something I was… thinking about talking… to you about on the show today, against my better judgment”
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Andrew: “It was disturbing!”
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Andrew: “It… is… way more disturbing than you would think”
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Andrew: “Like, why can’t I be smooth in my dreams? That’d be nice”
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Andrew: “Or, both! And, I have a feeling it’s gonna be both”
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Andrew: Singing the sax sting from the Night Court theme
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “The human body is disgusting”
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Andrew: “The interesting thing about that statement is it makes no frigging sense, at all”
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Andrew: “This is where I belong, in the sausage area”
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Andrew: “We’ll see if I ever get to talk about… showering too little; and, whether or not you wanna hear about that”
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Andrew: “What a great dream!”
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Andrew: “What’s coming to play for me is: this is a dinner party where people have to bring towels so their butt juice doesn’t end up on the chairs!”
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Andrew: “Whatever that was, was… strictly for you”
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Andrew: “You see, I used to shower too much… Now, it’s not enough”
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Andrew: “You’re obsessed with being naked!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m Nina Totenberg-ing… the Dan La Batard (Yeah) show!”
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Andrew and Luke: “These sausages, Luke… Like, not to be extra (Oh, man) here… they looked really good in the dream”
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Luke: “Andrew… God bless, though. Thank you for being ride-or-die… over this”
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Luke: “Forked!”
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Luke: “I could also see… a seventy year old version of myself… where I’m kicking it at The Butt Hut”
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Luke: “I thought I was dirty ’til I met a man who had no shower”
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Luke: “It was the one thing, Andrew… that was checkmarked”
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Luke: “It’s naked o’clock somewhere”
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Luke: “Like, what’s, what’s north of a never-nude?”
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Luke: “Please wrap-up with the sausage”
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Luke: “Shut your mouth, Waze!”
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Luke: Singing “Last night I dreamt, somebody loved me”
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Luke: Singing “Last night I dreamt”
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Luke: “So, I’m going to steal my own thunder from Live Wire”
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Luke: “So… you’re never far from my… my heart… there, little buddy”
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Luke: “Table for one at The Butt Hut, please!”
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Luke: “The Butt Hut”
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Luke: “What just happened?”
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Luke: “Where I’m thinking f… I… I almost swore there”
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Luke: “Where… the flip… is the No-Chicken Noodle?”
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Luke and Andrew: Both singing to the Night Court theme and Luke playing his Otamatone
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Luke and Andrew: Both singing to the Night Court theme, Luke playing his Otamatone and saying “What just happened?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Uhhh… How are you doing over there, Frankenstein? Uhhh…. I hate it when the listeners are right. Me too!”
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