Andrew: “Alright. I hate to be complicit here”
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Andrew: “As… the world’s number two”
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Andrew: “As… the world’s number two and the podcasting world’s number one partying animal”
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Andrew: “Basement beef castle”
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Andrew: “Have you thought about just dragging it across the carpet?”
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Andrew: “Hell, yeah!”
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Andrew: “I am not mad at this at all!”
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Andrew: “I did the most… satisfying manscaping… around eleven o’clock last night”
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Andrew: “I do not want to start the show all litigious!”
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Andrew: “I have a follow-up question about bidet usage that I’m really wondering whether or not I should ask”
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Andrew: “I use this term advisedly, I am a… self-described party animal; and, for party animals like me… it’s just gonna be really tough to stay home… But, I’ll do it”
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Andrew: “I will cut your mic!”
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Andrew: “I… went into my man cave, I manscaped, and, then, I mansplained to Genevieve what I was doing”
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Andrew: “I’m about to dip into something that I know nothing about here”
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Andrew: “I’m balding and I have a beard; but, it is a kempt beard”
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Andrew: “I’m not hoarding!”
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Andrew: “ISDN… spider web of networks”
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Andrew: “No, I’m not pretty enough”
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Andrew: “See, the virus, if the virus keeps us home, then the virus won… Is that the messaging we’re supposed to be using?”
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Andrew: “Speaking of my shaggy beard”
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Andrew: “That’s why I needed the toilet paper”
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Andrew and Luke: “I wanna tell you my… toilet paper story. May I? I… You know what? I… I will… I will cede the balance of my time to the gentleman from the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”
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Luke: “‘kay… this is gonna happen”
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Luke: “Bamboo bum rags”
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Luke: “Easy, furry… Okay, furry!”
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Luke: “I have to tell you… the bidet… is… ba-mazing”
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Luke: “I powder my hair and I pat my butthole, Andrew”
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Luke: “I’m basically the white Idris Elba”
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Luke: “I’ve been doing a test… where I’ve been using… the bamboo bum rag”
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Luke: “Let’s dance, motherfuckers”
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Luke: “The… remote controls are… should only be used for controlling your bidet and stirring your drink… in… a hotel room… in Mississippi… Yes! Yes!”
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Luke: “This is where it is gonna get controversial, Andrew”
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Luke: “We’re not going… in the right direction at all on this program”
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Luke: “What were we looting today?”
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Luke: “When did this turn into an adult film?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a little scared about that… Hmm-hmm”
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