Andrew: “And, I’m more of a big dog”
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Andrew: “But, I just tell my boop-boop”
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Andrew: “But, the grocery store thing is obviously… hitting me… hitting me where it hurts”
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Andrew: “Can you do me a solid?”
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Andrew: “Can’t even get taargüs here anymore. Everybody’s hoarded all the taargüs”
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Andrew: “Face mask porn”
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Andrew: “He’s just done a million things in his career that I don’t like. And, I think he’s a buffoon; and, I don’t think he should have his job”
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Andrew: “I can’t say that word; and, I knew… that I wouldn’t be able to say it. Yet, I went for it anyway”
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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit about Don Lemon… I actually actively dislike him”
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Andrew: “I got eczema on the back of my head. I can’t get a can of beans. Like, I don’t need to see you showing off your… I don’t even know what the musical term for that would be. I think, chords”
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Andrew: “I love this damn dog so much”
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Andrew: “I need more input devices!”
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Andrew: “I will… admit that this is just snarky… high school, growing up in the 90s, Gen X Andrew talking here”
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Andrew: “I’m not saying this to bust balls”
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Andrew: “I’ve been, you know… dipping into a lot of escapism”
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Andrew: “Let me, quickly, come back to, speaking of, of me… come back to my Molly story”
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Andrew: “Like, I don’t need to see you showing off”
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Andrew: “Like, I don’t need to see you showing off your… I don’t even know what the musical term for that would be. I think, chords”
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Andrew: “Now, this is some real psycho-babble bullshit here”
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Andrew: “Now, this is some real psycho-babble bullshit here; but, let me just throw it out there… And, then, everybody can laugh at me”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!! I can’t, I don’t know if I can continue this”
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Andrew: Saying “I can write a song for that… I can write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison
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Andrew: Saying “I can’t pet you, Molly!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “You are taking away my stories” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “She’s the only one who kinda made me… laugh; cuz, I love her so much”
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Andrew: “Silver Sarahman”
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Andrew: “Son of a bitch. It’s Don Lemon”
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Andrew: “Sorry. I just really hate that guy”
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Andrew: “Terrible, mash ’em up culture”
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Andrew: “The Wayne and Garthification of the nation”
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Andrew: “There’s something wrong with my teeth”
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Andrew: “They’re blocking out my stories, Luke”
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Andrew: “You are taking away my stories. I watched fifteen minutes of Don Lemon for this shit!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Shit. (Yeah) Fine. M*A*S*H. I’ll watch M*A*S*H. It was about food poisoning, that episode”
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Andrew and Luke: “They’re not grocery store (Okay) related; but, one of them, if it makes you interested in the story more… does involve Molly”
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Luke: “And, I don’t know if it’s a person name Molly; or, if it’s… the… drug, I don’t care. I’m in”
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Luke: “Button Broadcast Center”
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Luke: “Everyone’s allowed to be silly, even Madonna”
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Luke: “I just did that in my brain”
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Luke: “Jesus Christ, man!”
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Luke: “Papa Don’t Reach”
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Luke: Saying “Papa Don’t Reach” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no Windsors”
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Luke: “So, I think you can pet that Molly!”
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Luke: “That did a number on my brain”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Imagine there’s no Windsors” and Andrew saying “Oh, no!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Target. Target… (Target! Target!)”
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