As part of the Dazzling Donor portion of the show, Luke played a clip of Jen “Flash” Andrews singing a summary of “Bluebeard’s Castle” that came from the first hour of the show that aired on March 9, 2009. Below is the clip from the original show
Jen: Singing a summary of “Bluebeard’s Castle”
Andrew: “Ahoy hoy”
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Andrew: “And, then, it fucking tears. Sorry. Tears up the floor!”
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Andrew: “I always take a bad name and make it worse”
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Andrew: “I believe all of you?”
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Andrew: “I don’t watch the news; because, I’m a kid”
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Andrew: “I feel happy of myself”
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Andrew: “I like turtles”
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Andrew: “I love Jesus; but, I drink a lil’l… [sic] Pardon me… if I may… I love Jesus; but, I drink a little”
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Andrew: “I was too busy mmm-blocking out the haters”
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Andrew: “Is it sexy sax music or is it saxy sex music, is the question”
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Andrew: “It does make me sad to know that Jen just killed Ciscoe Morris”
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Andrew: “It does not bother me”
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Andrew: “It’s gonna be Marsupial Gurgle versus… ‘Oh, explicit. Ooh’… Are you happy, Linh?”
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Andrew: “Mmm-deleted out the losers”
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Andrew: “My go-to is Chub Brothers”
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Andrew: “Pudge! I always say ‘Chub'”
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Andrew: Singing “Take a bad name… and make it grosser”
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Andrew: “That’s a weird pick for your Music for Your Weekend; but… you blew it”
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Andrew: “Three-dimensional… obesity”
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Andrew: “We need to flush the Walshian out of this. I want the drop to be something that is not me”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hi, Luke. Let’s not talk about that shit (Hi)”
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Luke: “And, please remember: No mountain too hall… No mountain too hall”
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Luke: “Burbs… You have a cough button. What were–what are you doing?”
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Luke: “Deleted out the losers”
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Luke: “Fine! You’re no fun, Andrew”
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Luke: “Half-erect pizza”
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Luke: “Hey, now. Hey, now. Hey, now”
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Luke: “It was, like, the ultimate… zit popping”
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Luke: “Just let the light inside, Andrew”
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Luke: Mimicking the sound of puncturing a coolant line in a refrigerator
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Luke: “This is a bad idea… This is a bad idea… This is a bad idea… This is a bad idea”
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Luke: “Uhhh… Uhhm… Mmm”
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Luke: “Walsh, I wanna shake you down”
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Luke: “You Blu It!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Deleted out the losers. Mmm-deleted out the losers”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for correcting the record on the name of the drop in which Andrew says “Oh, ‘Explicit’! Ooooh!”
Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too hall… And, good luck to y’all!”
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