Andrew: “And, this is gonna be a real haterade thing to say; and, I don’t… I don’t mean it to be”
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Andrew: “Don’t step in that! It’s okay, baby. I never forget a dog poop pile”
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Andrew: “I apologize!”
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Andrew: “I had fun!”
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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a total… Hodgman nerd”
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Andrew: “It’s all he knows! It’s all he wants to know!!”
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Andrew: “What about, ‘He’s rude, he’s crude, he’s Androod’?”
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Andrew: “What’s going on 24 Hour Fitness? Where you at? How you feeling? Are we coming back eventually?”
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Andrew: “You don’t buy The Doors’ ‘Greatest Hits’, man! You start with ‘L.A. Woman’!”
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Andrew: “You want to talk about trashy; but, I love it”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m… I’m so filled with fun right now, and fun (Yeah) feelings. You’re unrelentingly fun. (Yes, I certainly am) You’re operating system is unrelentingly fun”
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Luke: “An ‘Androod'”
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Luke: “Andrew owning an Android?”
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Luke: “Any other… former advertisers you’d like to tick off, here, right at the top of the program?”
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Luke: “Don’t go looking for a zebra”
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Luke: “He’s Androod Walsh”
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Luke: “I would be a fool to not take the advice… of the greatest… Conan the Barbarian creator… of all time. Some people said… he should be holding a wet, spaghetti noodle. But, you said, it should be a huge-ass sword penis”
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Luke: “It should be a huge-ass sword penis”
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Luke: “Just buying dongles”
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Luke: “Please! Please”
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Luke: Saying “Well… Well” as Ronald Reagan
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Luke: Saying “Yoiks! Vincent!” as Shaggy
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Luke: Singing “Fly by night” in the same manner as Andrew
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “So, I will not be… sniffling, and sneezing, and snorting, and chortling throughout the show”
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Luke: “Who will think of the pets?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like a hexagon in a way. Kinda squat, (You know what I mean?) squat and tough… Kinda squat… Yes; and… Which, is how I like my women”
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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all!”
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