Andrew: “Across the street, Luke, what is there? Like a beacon of hope, from the day before”
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Andrew: “And, I do not want to taint this at all, in my usual, Andrew way”
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Andrew: “Andrew, this is what you trained for. Like, you can do this”
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Andrew: “Cut to last night, midnight-ish… Genevieve’s watching TV. We’re both… getting pretty close to going to bed. I decide to close out my day… by chomping down on half a bag of these flaming hot… pickle chips”
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Andrew: “Get a drink… Sometimes… get a steak. Sometimes, I drink a steak!”
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Andrew: “I decide to close out my day… by chomping down on half a bag of these flaming hot… pickle chips”
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Andrew: “I feel like–Oh, God! No, don’t!”
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Andrew: “I have… dreams about going to the bathroom… all the different ways”
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Andrew: “I’m probably wrong”
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Andrew: “Just… give that man a cigarette”
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Andrew: “My stomach just was taking an extra five minutes to wake up; and, it turns out, I needed to do more in the bathroom… than I had allowed for”
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Andrew: “Okay. We’re getting close!”
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Andrew: “Shut up!! I know! I can see it!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “So, I wake up… and, I just… use the restroom, in a very brief way, that does not involve the chips; if you know what I’m saying. I just had to pee, is what I’m saying”
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Andrew: “This is such a terrible story; and, where it’s going is so… unsettling”
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Andrew: “Today, I’m gonna go to this QFC, I’m gonna buy a bonkers flavor of potato chips”
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Andrew: “Uh, Genevieve, as soon as you can, I need to back in here”
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Andrew: “Who gives a shit? Like, whatever”
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Andrew: “Yay! Oh, wow. This is gonna be really hard and everybody’s gonna hate me”
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Andrew and Luke: “Across the street, Luke, what is there? Like a beacon of hope, from the day before… but a… Subway… sandwich (Yes!) concern”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, I do not want to taint this at all, in my usual, Andrew way. I will say (Then don’t)”
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Andrew and Luke: “I go directly to bed with a… (Oof) stomach full of these chips, already feeling… like I’ve made a… horrible mistake”
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Luke: “I can… fucking see the Burger King… lady!!”
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Luke: “I gotta shit!”
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Luke: “I’m just gonna… I’m just gonna go for it”
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Luke: Saying “Uh, can I have some marinara for my…?” in a funny manner
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Luke: “The water’s not carbonated; so, I won’t be burping”
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