Andrew: “Do you wanna hear a sort… a sort of sad breakfast story today?”
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Andrew: “Eh, fuck the truth. We just wanna write fantasy about this guy”
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Andrew: “I did at some point; but, I do not now”
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Andrew: “I didn’t have the sound up; because, I didn’t want my head to explode”
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Andrew: “I said ‘basement’ a lot in that sentence”
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Andrew: “I’ll get back to you on Monday. I’ll forget”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Why am I doing this?”
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Andrew: “Mascots are always weird”
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Andrew: “Mmmm!!!”
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Andrew: Saying “Booming announcer” in a booming voice
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Andrew: “She’s just dirty”
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Andrew: “She’s just dirty!”
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Andrew: Singing a drawn out “We”
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Andrew: Singing a very small portion of Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy wit it”
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Andrew: “They call them, ‘JUGs’. I think I’ve told you this: Justice Under God”
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Andrew: “Yeah… exactly… Those abs… Sorry. Just thinking about those abs”
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Andrew: “You get five demerits for being off-campus… five for smoking… You get ten, that’s an automatic Saturday”
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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t make me do it; (Yeah) cuz, I know it’ll come back to get me”
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Andrew and Luke: “Not a stick in the mud! A responsible journalist. Because, that’s what… (Fair) that’s what I am?!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry for that noise I made. I was drinking coffee; but, (No, no…) I am surprised! Believe me, that’s, that’s not the (That’s a gift) last time… that is not the last time people are gonna hear that… sound on this show (Aw, shit. I quit)”
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Luke: Attempting to recite lyrics from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime” from memory
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Luke: “Baseball’s back, baby”
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Luke: “I just think he was a weirdo… who liked spanking children”
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Luke: “Plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus”
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Luke: Reciting lyrics from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “Summertime”
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Luke: Saying “Ah, toi toi toi… Erin go bragh” in an Irish accent
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Luke: Saying “You know it, baby” and playing a falling bomb sound effect
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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, Rudy has a tan line! Mmmm!!!”
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