Andrew: “Big, beautiful, purple mug!”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Happy Blursday!”
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Andrew: “I actually wasn’t even trying to mess it up; and, then, I… messed it up”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna George R. R. Martin this”
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Andrew: “I’m just turning into the Stu-bot”
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Andrew: “Like, I like this idea of, of rebooting my own hard drive”
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Andrew: “Not only was I peeing in the dream… I was peeing someplace that I wasn’t supposed to”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m last minute and may not make it!” in a funny, drawn out manner
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Andrew: “That is red alert! That is Defcon P, my friend!”
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Andrew: “That’ll really make Rubbermaid jealous!” [ed: There seemed to be an echo or a loopback when Andrew said this]
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Andrew: “This is Macintosh… country!”
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Andrew: “Water bottle looking at me and they’re like, ‘What, what are you doing–What are you looking on… what are you looking there on your computer at, Andrew? What’s going on!?’ It’s nothing water bottle… Just checking out the competition”
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Andrew: “Water bottle looking at me and they’re like, ‘What, what are you doing–What are you looking on… what are you looking there on your computer at, Andrew? What’s going on!?’ It’s nothing water bottle… Just checking out the competition” (Edited)
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Andrew: “You’re not supposed to be peeing here!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke, do you wanna Blurs on a Thurs? Oh, yeah, man”
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Luke: “Because, it’ll be more embarrassing when I… fail spectacularly”
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Luke: “Isn’t that for technogeeks with spread…?”
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Luke: “Now, I feel… Somehow, you’ve managed to make me feel bad an inanimate object that lives in your house”
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Luke: “Okay. Hold on, hold on. Move over. Move over”
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Luke: Saying “Crash into us. Crash into us” as Onyx the Fortuitous
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Luke: Saying “I don’t like to mail FedEx… Maybe, that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney
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Luke: “This is rough on me right now not… peeing my pants”
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Luke: “Yes. It’s, it’s, it’s cursive… and, it’s… it’s just if you, you know, it’s like pornography… my mom’s done a lot of it”
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Luke and Andrew: “If you wanna take the rest of the show off, I can probably just handle it from here… What’s that?”
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