Andrew: “Bun-buster franks”
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Andrew: “Every onion has a butt, Luke”
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Andrew: “Ew. I gotta say, ew!”
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Andrew: “I believe I said, ‘the patootie of the onion'”
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Andrew: “I don’t anything that’s like too cheesy, or too creamy, or too icky, or too gross”
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Andrew: “I still don’t know why or how; but, something wasn’t grounded”
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Andrew: “Now, I will think of that every time… that I cut an onion; and, I’ll think that son-of-a-bitch had to show me up again! Sorry for the language. It’s Thanksgiving”
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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I see our first problem on the horizon… (Uh-oh) my fellow chefs”
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Andrew and Luke: “Wait, wait. You didn’t tell me what you think of with the onion! I was gonna tell you when we’re doing it. Oh, fantastic! Now, even I’ll stick around!”
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Genevieve Haas: “Each recipe is more disgusting than the last”
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Genevieve Haas: “Slow your roll… It’s not pretzel… it’s not pretzel time yet”
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Genevieve Haas: “We don’t wanna fuck with that. Sorry”
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Luke: “I’m gonna put that… twenty percent on me, eighty percent on them”
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Luke: “I’m telling you, this… could… could be the intermittent fasting in me… but, that sounds genuinely good!”
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Luke: “It really looks like the butthole of the onion”
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Luke: “That one is… on me. I’m going to take the ‘L’ on that”
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Luke: “That really is, honestly… fairly disturbing what Andrew is doing over there”
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Luke: “There is no middle gear… on the Burbank 5000”
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Luke: “They say the best thing for the outside of a man is the inside of a hot dog”
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Luke: “You need to cut the butthole of the onion exactly in half”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. And, no hot dog too… small?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like the nipple of the onion. Oh my God! Okay. So, little bit of… onion play there”
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