Andrew: “Are we doing the thing we remove one piethe [ph] of… piece of clothing at each break? Are we doing the thing where I can’t say the ‘S’ sound; and, I’m reverting back to 3rd grade, before speech therapy?”
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Andrew: “Are you gonna stick your… your… your pink lip in his face?”
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Andrew: “Belated April Fool’s!”
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Andrew: “Edgelords on Twitter always works out for everybody involved”
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Andrew: “How you feeling? How you feeling… looking at… looking at my face, me looking at your face… and your bo-ody?”
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Andrew: “I do it all the time”
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Andrew: “I don’t even know what I’m doing”
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Andrew: “I’d have to be pretty dressed up to wear one of those things”
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Andrew: “I’m… in the bathroom doing the show, usually, sitting on the throne, Al Bundy style!”
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Andrew: Making a time card puncher sound
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Andrew: “People are going nutso right now”
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Andrew: “Real polite car, tinted windows!”
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Andrew: Saying “Well, now, I can’t be the person who says, ‘wazoo'” in an NPR voice
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Andrew: Saying “Well, thank you for having me on” in an NPR voice
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Andrew: “Staring at our… Twitter navels here”
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Andrew: “That tweet came out of me”
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Andrew: “There are so many things I can’t say!”
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Andrew: “Throw those bad boys in the dishwasher. I do it all the time”
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Andrew: “Why are you putting fake poop under the Christmas tree?”
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Andrew: “Why are you putting fake poop under the Christmas tree? Belated April Fool’s!”
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Andrew: “Women is with an ‘E’. Woman is with an ‘A'”
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Andrew: “Yeah, get that shit off your lip”
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Luke: “Can you handle this?”
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Luke: “I have… an increasingly round face”
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Luke: “It’s zit cream”
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Luke: Making a time card puncher sound
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Luke: Making a time card puncher sound #2
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Luke: “Share a toy, share a ride, share the feelings deep inside; but, never share a hat or comb… or, lice would make your head… their home”
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Luke: Singing “I got a jazz guitar”
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Luke: Singing “I got the old man’s car”
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Luke: Singing “Old Ball Game” and the first few notes of “Louie Louie”
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