Andrew: “I’m remembering now, Luke”
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Andrew: “It’s like a black mirror right now, Luke”
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Andrew: “It’s not a weapon!”
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Andrew: “Oh, I guess I was a little bit goofy yesterday”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Protection. Nice”
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Andrew: Saying “We got the Huns on the run! Take that, Adolf” in an old-timey newsreel voice
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Andrew: “We’re going to the chainsaw capital of the world!”
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Andrew: “What if it can recognize… sarcasm… and, it just knows that I’m fucking with it right now?”
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Andrew: “Why is there somebody pointing a bow and arrow at me right now!?”
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Andrew: “Yeah… We got our best guys on it… they have us working in shifts”
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Andrew: “Yours might have rubbed off”
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Andrew and Luke: “Do you say, ‘comfort and joy, comfort and joy’? Yes… The tidings… that… people are finding on the Slack page are creating comfort and joy for them”
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Andrew and Luke: “Unicorn… (Yeah) mind explosion (Uh-huh)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Why do movies have to be so dark these days? (Right?)”
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Luke: “At worst, you’ll just wet yourself”
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Luke: “Big tree fall hard; but, you’re gonna have to pump a lot into me”
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Luke: “It’s been an honor… to… to, to, you know, be in your ears five days a week. Wow, that got… borderline sexual”
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Luke: Saying “Who is Randy Newman; and, why is he mumbling?” in an old-timey newsreel voice
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Luke: Saying “You’ve heard a lot about this picture… And, I see by the ads, that some experts think… t’is the greatest movie ever made… I don’t!” in an old-timey newsreel voice
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Luke: “TBTL… means never having to ask, ‘Is this boring?'”
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Luke: “We read the New York Times so you don’t have to”
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Uh, why was everything a cartoon? Why are these toys talking? I like things that are real!” in old-timey newsreel voices
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