Andrew: “A honking ball of dread”
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Andrew: “Can I play something terrible for you?”
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Andrew: Death rattle
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Andrew: Death rattle #2
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Andrew: “Flying Guy and Metal Fist”
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Andrew: “Here’s how broken my brain is now”
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Andrew: “I had this weird… thought in my head”
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Andrew: “I hear and curse that name many times a day!”
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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t wanna get too bogged down in this”
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Andrew: “I mean, that is my accurate position on butt chugging”
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Andrew: “I would prefer never to be introduced with the phrase, ‘butt stuff'”
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Andrew: “It belongs in a museum!!”
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Andrew: “Luuuke!”
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Andrew: “My brain is bad”
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Andrew: “Oh, awesome! That means that we don’t have to dial up until 10 AM today!”
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Andrew: “Pardon me. I don’t know if you heard the death rattle as I inhaled”
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Andrew: Singing “So you like baseball coladas”
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Andrew: “Slow down, George Jetson”
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Andrew: “Slow down, Jetson”
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Andrew: “Sometimes I worry that I’m too good”
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Andrew: “TBTL 13… The Restraining Order Years”
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Andrew: “TBTL 13: Oh my God… Get Away From Me”
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Andrew: “Take that, Steelers”
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Andrew: “That’s, that’s the TBTL promise”
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Andrew: “What!?!”
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Andrew: “What’s wrong with me, Luke? My brain is breaking really bad”
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Andrew: “You gotta get to 4, man. You gotta get to 4!”
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Andrew: “You know how poisonous we are anyway”
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Andrew: “You know, I was so proud of where I was dropping it”
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Andrew and Luke: “Can I play something terrible for you? Yes. Of course, Andrew! Why wouldn’t you? Why did it take so long for you to ask?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Now, Luke, butte stuff… I (Sure) can get into”
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Luke: “A real… honking… ball of dread”
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Luke: “Andrew! I was hoping that’s what you were going to do. I shit you not!”
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Luke: “Aw, shit… Now you got me”
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Luke: “Boy, Andrew… When I’m wrong, I’m wrong”
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Luke: “Citizens of planet Earth… stevia… is not Splenda… Beyond Burgers… are not Impossible Burgers… There is nuance to this world… that I live in, of eating extremely engineered foods that are terrible for me… Where, I like some of them more than other kinds of them”
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Luke: “Do you take Apple Pay?”
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Luke: “I’ll be high off this for, like, a week”
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Luke: “I’m an Apple Pay man now, like my father and his father before him”
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Luke: “I’ve laughed… I’ve lived, I’ve loved, Andrew”
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Luke: “Legally blin–legally blinding?”
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Luke: “May the 18th be with you!”
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Luke: “Ruuuf!”
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Luke: “Ruuupe!”
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Luke: “Ruuupe!” #2
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Luke: “Shot at and missed, shit at and hit?”
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Luke: Singing “Meet George Jetson”
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Luke and Andrew: “Again, Lord willing and the… the Wi-Fi creeks don’t rise (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “And then gives me the packets of Splenda… Which, Andrew… are packets… of stevia!!! Oh my God! I didn’t see that coming”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was not happy with Luke introducing him with some butt stuff
Luke and Andrew: “I had a 1 year old in 1995, (Oh, yeah) Andrew. Alright… Show off”
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Luke and Andrew: “Next year, when the pandemic’s over… we’re coming to everyone’s house and we’re making out with all of you… including your children… (Oh, God!) Okay?”
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