Andrew: “Don’t drive like my tow truck driver”
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Andrew: “Frankly, I don’t enjoy being nice”
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Andrew: “I had just filled it with gas”
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Andrew: “I love juice!”
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Andrew: “I’m not just saying that to be nice; cuz, frankly, I don’t enjoy being nice”
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Andrew: “Oh, darn! It’s gonna be a warm trip with no air conditioning”
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Andrew: “Oh, darn!”
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Andrew: “Oh, it’s gonna be a hot ride”
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Andrew: Saying “But, I stubbed my finger” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “Bird, bird, bird, bird is the word!” in a mocking manner
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Andrew: “Ten seconds of us seeing this juice pouring out from the thing”
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Andrew: “Was it getting hot underneath your bottom?”
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Listener ???: Singing “Splooch… the Diarrhea Turtle, lives in Australia”
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Luke: “How many Splooch Coins do we need to get the… Mitsubishi fixed?”
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Luke: “I got a dude butthole!”
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Luke: “If you could just help us splooge over the line”
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Luke: “Splooch!!!”
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Luke: “THTL: Too Hot to Live”
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Luke: “Welcome everyone… to a Friday edition of TBTL… The show… that was almost… Too Beautiful to Live (Hey, wha’ happened?)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I, I love you Andrew; and, we would not be able to do this show… I hate, (without you) I hate it when you start sentences like this. This is never good”
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Mary Holden: “Annie, you’re a fine girl, what a good wife you would be… Unless you are hungry or have to pee”
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Mary Holden: “What about a minty flavor in that region of the body?”
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