Andrew: “Happy damn Blursday!”
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Andrew: “I gave it out wrong… twice!”
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Andrew: “I mean, you know me, Luke. I’m a company man. I’m not a, I’m not the bad boy of public radio like you and Elvis Mitchell”
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Andrew: “I think about it a lot”
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Andrew: “I’m a people pleaser, for starters”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna turn this into, like, a, a, a weird… complement to you”
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Andrew: “I’m kinda surprised that you don’t ever wanna do that. Not that… That’s a back-handed complement”
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Andrew: “I’m not into dexterity”
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Andrew: “It is… so impossible to describe… the noise that I’m about to try to describe”
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Andrew: “It was… so bad!”
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Andrew: “Keep that finger low, man”
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Andrew: “Luke is right. Luke is 100 percent right. Luke is right. Luke is right. Like, all these people just wanted you to know that you… are… right”
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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of a car’s engine revving
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Andrew: “Oh my God. Have you returned your report in on time, by the way?”
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Andrew: Saying “Get in the chopper!” as Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Andrew: “We’ll get to d-mails in a little bit”
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Andrew: “Well… Do it to it, my dude!”
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Andrew: “What is kratom!? Do you know? What does it do to you? Does it get you real high or what?”
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Andrew: “When… will.. I learn… to say… ‘flip off’… instead of ‘flick off'”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thought it would be wonderful if someone isolated stuff that Luke just said and getting mentioned by Luke
Andrew and Luke: “DTFB… which stands for David from the (David from the Basement)”
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Luke: “¡Jalapeña!”
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Luke: “Black boot stomp and penetrate, yeah!! Lust and death gone in your head”
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Luke: “Dig deep down from Planet X. Yeah! 13 ghosts in the Devil’s head. Step right up and feel the fire. Hardcore love of the never-dead. Call me the American Nightmare. Call me the American Dream. Call me your soul corrupted. Call me everything you need… Yeah, motherfucker! Yeah, who do you love? Yeah, MFer”
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Luke: Doing the show intro in a flat manner with fill-in-the-blanks
Luke: “Don’t… cloud the machine”
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Luke: “I love juice!”
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Luke: “Like, I don’t wanna feel anyone from the inside. I don’t wanna bleep anyone like an animal”
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Luke: Singing “Burn down the bridges and dig all the ditches”
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Luke: Singing “Burn down the bridges and… kill all the bitches”
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Luke: Singing “Oh, Lord… Stuck in Lodi again”
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