Andrew: “But, I’ll watch it a million more times before I die”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s good, what’s not”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why that… just… clanged around in my brain today”
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Andrew: “I know nothing, nothing, nothing about that show, at all”
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Andrew: “Me, in the subway, softly into my mask. Nope. Backwards… Tom Waits wrote it… It’s a Tom Waits song”
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Andrew: Saying “Here we see that I have swept the floor” as Werner Herzog
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Andrew: Singing “Oops, there it goes, another rubber tree”
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Andrew and Luke: “Believe it or not, or even belieb it or not… (Mmm-hmm) we’re not that far away from starting to think about recording some Winter Games”
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Andrew and Luke: “Here’s the order of things that, that I would choose… in order of preference: I would take… (Okay) the whale first… prison second, and eating a spoonful of ranch third”
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Luke: “A needle in a needle stack”
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Luke: “Aw, I forgot about that!”
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Luke: “I don’t know how to say no!”
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Luke: “I was working on my Chopin!!”
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Luke: “I was working on my choppin’!!”
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Luke: “I’m bad at cooking, but I like to eat”
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Luke: “Oh… dongle!”
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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner
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Luke: “She’s a… a phenomenal cook! Which is, a real plus in the girlfriend department, I’m gonna tell ya… Because… I’m bad at cooking, but I like to eat”
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Luke: Singing “Or, would you rather be a fish”
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Luke: Singing “Would you like to swing on a star… Carry moonbeams home in a jar”
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Luke: Singing a portion of the Friends theme song
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Luke: “What about Sarah Conners [sic] from the sitcom ‘The Conners’… hold the Roseanne”
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Luke and Andrew: “I believe he’s going to be consolidating some audio files… on to different storage devices (Oh, shit. I gotta do that) to keep everything”
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