Andrew: “As Larry now as it was then”
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Andrew: “Ghost duck of Christmas future”
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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. I’m your therapist… How’ve you been, kiddo?”
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Andrew: “I look a lot like Scrooge McDuck… in his night shirt, holding, like, a candle”
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Andrew: “I love Star Trek”
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Andrew: “I love and care too much. No”
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Andrew: “I was not allowed to use the L word… on this show anymore. You don’t like it”
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Andrew: “I’m just so scared of commitment to a TV show, I think”
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Andrew: “I… am gonna say something, I’m gonna just blaze a bold path here that I am… willing and ready to immediately… back away from”
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Andrew: “My… God! Laura! Laura! You can, you can survive anything!”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit”
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Andrew: “So, I wanna know what’s going on with my brain”
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Andrew: “That doesn’t seem right to me… But, I don’t have any better ideas. So, sure?”
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Andrew: “What I’m working with here, sucking in doesn’t do anything”
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Andrew: “What did my brain do last night… while I was asleep, that I wake up with… ‘If you wannabe my baby, you gotta get with my friends’?”
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Andrew: “You’re not allowed to Roy Orbison on this show, my friend”
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Andrew: Singing “What would we do without books?”
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Julian: Leaving a voicemail message with a joke
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Luke: “Boo-roo-rey [ph]“
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Luke: Making a sexy rattle or Roy Orbison purring sound
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Luke: “Stop climate pledging yourself”
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Luke: “You know what? It’s a, it’s an Andrew W Wednesday”
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Luke and Andrew: “How’s that? Don’t”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, it’s official… you’ve been dreaming about Britney Spears… And, Madonna… and, The Spice Girls (Yes)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Unlike my doctor… from what I understand, this therapist has not cradled your testicles… We don’t have to get into everything that happens in physical therapy!”
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Luke and Andrew: “What’s less sexy… having a normal human belly… or… urine-soaked… pants? Why can’t we have it all?”
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