Andrew: “A-ha!”
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Andrew: “Aww, I wish I could do this over! I don’t wanna be around anymore”
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Andrew: “Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?”
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Andrew: “Can you hear me now?”
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Andrew: “Eat blank forever, Yelp. Blank you… Ah, that felt nice to say”
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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”
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Andrew: “Hey! You wanna talk about nutcrackers for a second?”
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Andrew: “I asked Genevieve if, maybe, we could become a… nutcracker family”
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Andrew: “I hope to God… that you draw the Roy Donk card”
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Andrew: “I just… chose some random emojis to text you. I don’t know why you’re giggling like a schoolboy over there”
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Andrew: “I like eggplants.. and I like rainwater”
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Andrew: “It must have just been a glitch in the Internet”
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Andrew: “Now, you might have a fancier zoodler. In fact, I almost guarantee you do”
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Andrew: “Oh, I can already hear the e-mails clanking into my e-mail chamber”
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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness!! My… my pot was up”
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Andrew: “Put the zucchini butt… into the spikes”
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Andrew: Singing a series of ascending notes
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Andrew: Singing a series of ascending notes #2
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Andrew: “That is my happy place. That is my brain candy”
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Andrew: “This is a terrible way to start the show, Luke; but, let me ask you this… Can you hear me? Can you hear me now?”
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Andrew: “We have nice stuff now… Don’t sit on it”
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Andrew: “You can’t be mad at Yelp!, dude. Like, goddamn!”
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Andrew: “You didn’t pee on it, did you?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say something here and it’s important that you listen to me very closely… Well. Time doesn’t exist”
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Andrew and Luke: “This is a terrible way to start the show, Luke; but, let me ask you this… Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? You’re not legally allowed to say that, by the way”
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Andrew and Luke: “You didn’t pee on it, did you? Was I not supposed to pee on it? I’m not sure!”
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Luke: Attempting to make the sound of Mario or Luigi going down a pipe in Super Mario Bros.
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Luke: Attempting to make the sound of Mario or Luigi going down a pipe in Super Mario Bros. #2
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Luke: “Because, I have no flipping idea how to do it”
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Luke: “Because… I wanna say something to you”
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Luke: “If I remember right, I just did it wrong”
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Luke: “It’s-a me, Mario”
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Luke: Singing “You’re not fully clean unless you’re Zest-fully clean”
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Luke: Singing a portion of the underground theme from Super Mario Bros.
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Luke: Singing the level clear song from Super Mario Bros.
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Luke: “Was I not supposed to pee on it?”
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Luke: “Where be your nutcracker, Mom?”
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