A significant portion of TBTL #3571 comes from episode #318 of After These Messages.
Andrew: “Are you gonna ding me, or are you gonna… X me?”
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Andrew: “But, I don’t care”
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Andrew: “Get a fluffy finger”
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Andrew: “Hello, Lukles”
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Andrew: “I may have a new love, Genevieve. A new commercial… love”
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Andrew: “Those damn nerds… going to their comi-cons and drinking Diet Coke”
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Andrew: “Utica!?”
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Andrew: “What were the commercials I was just so ga-ga over a few weeks ago?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I look at it kind of like… the Israeli-Palestinian crisis (Uh-huh)”
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Genevieve Haas: “Before the era of zero… happened”
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Genevieve Haas: “I understand how memes work”
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Genevieve Haas: “Maybe this is gonna be incredibly obvious to everyone but me; because, I don’t live in the modern world”
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Genevieve Haas: “Oh, it slaps!”
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Genevieve Haas: “You look young for… however old you are”
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Luke: “Ah, busted!!”
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Luke: Drawn out “Yes?”
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Luke: “Get a French tickler”
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Luke: “Get a feather!”
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Luke: “Hey, thank you for having me. I am… as excited as… I could possibly be”
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Luke: “I don’t wanna brag, but I actually do know… a lot about the Navy… Because, I served… Ah, busted!! I’m Super Bowl champion Rob Gronkowski”
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Luke: “I have a tight 12 minutes on Gaza”
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Luke: “I would… kill both of you for that sandwich… No offense. And, I love you both. But, I would… murder people for that sandwich. It looks so good”
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Luke: “It’s my crayon and I want it now!”
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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”
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Luke: “Okay. I, I like eggs”
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Luke: Singing “A Quibi for your quibble. Let’s call it a deal”
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Luke: “They were fun. They were, they were loose. They were sexy”
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Luke: “Upstate New York!?!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s my money and I want it now! (And, I want it now!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, my monocle fell into my Manhattan. Exactly”
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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Thank you, Jonathan. Thank you… Genevieve, are not gonna thank Jonathan? Oh, thank you, Jonathan… Wow… That was awkward. That was awkward. Wow. Sorry… Sorry, Jonathan”
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