Andrew: “Are you watching what I’m watching?”
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Andrew: “Boy-boy”
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Andrew: “Boy-boy” #2
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Andrew: “Boy-boy” #3
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Andrew: “Boy-boy. If you and I… I dunno why I just said, ‘boy-boy’… But, boy-boy”
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Andrew: “Could I be a plant?”
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Andrew: “Do I need to turn this down to get you there?”
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Andrew: Drawn out “And, Meg Ryan?”
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Andrew: “Goddamn! I gotta get to Jake Paul fast here; because, I’m sinking”
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Andrew: “Hey… VH-1! I know the 80s… sort of”
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Andrew: “I hadn’t… visited this corner of Twitter”
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Andrew: “I just came up with a life rule, I think”
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Andrew: “I just wanted a magic mouse”
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Andrew: “I thought it said, ‘Silk farting: for a day or for a lifetime'”
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Andrew: “I’m not wrong. Society is”
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Andrew: “Is there an international cabal of evil spies trying to get you?”
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Andrew: “Never spend more than 60 dollars at a state fair”
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Andrew: “Now it’s time to talk about the damn rat”
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Andrew: “Peel the banana!”
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Andrew: “Peel the banana! Peel the banana”
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Andrew: “People are bad”
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Andrew: “The thing is, I was middle-aged when I was 19 years old”
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Andrew: “Time to peel the banana”
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Andrew: “We had a few other things that… went nowhere, actually”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got that old man thing happening now”
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Luke: “I can’t decide… if I’m… if I’m good or bad at being quarantined, Andrew”
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Luke: “I see you’ve got a case of the chew-daddies”
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Luke: “Oh! That’s great!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Making alarm sounds
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Luke: Saying “Alright. I gotta go Steve. Thanks. Good talking to you. Bye” as Donald Trump
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Luke: Singing “Arms up… for Jesus. Arms up… Arms up… for Jesus. Arms up”
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Luke: Singing “Beanie rap… it’s a beanie rap”
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Luke: Singing “Patty Lee, shine the light on me; cuz, there’s something I don’t understand”
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Luke: “Talk about silk farting”
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Luke: “That sticks in my craw”
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Luke: “Welcome to Medina, Washington… Talk about silk farting”
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Luke: “What… did Olivia Colman do?”
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Luke: “Yeah, it got me”
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Luke: “You got me good, Dad”
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Luke and Andrew: “Our show is built mostly on terrible responses. We know… about… terrible, inchoate responses. And, that one… that one runs laps around our worst work… And, then, I say something!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Remember to peel the banana. And, also… no mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”
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