Andrew: “A naggy, battle axe of a wife”
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Andrew: “Come on, man. Can we… diversify… your Mt. Rushmore of rap just a tiny bit? Maybe leave Eminem off it?”
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Andrew: “Finally, the one right in the buttocks”
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Andrew: “I love downers”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something weird here”
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Andrew: “Maybe you do it right in the dragon’s nostril or something”
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Andrew: “Sweetmeats!”
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Andrew: “That’s what, when I stopped thinking. Something shiny got in front of my face. I started paying attention to that instead… And, then, I grabbed on to it and I would not let go”
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Andrew: “The best moment in ‘James Austin Johnson’s’ life was when he married his… ‘wife'”
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Andrew: “This goes back years, and I don’t think this person will hear it… But, if they do… you know I love you”
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Andrew: “Unicorn minds being blown”
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Andrew: “We own this space!”
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Andrew: “When I’m put on the spot, like, my brain just cramps up”
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Andrew: “Yes!! We own this space!”
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Luke: “‘Til then, have a great weck… Have a greet… greet wackend [sic]“
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Luke: Getting mentioned for being at the Live Wire taping
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Luke: “God… I’m, I’m falling apart here”
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Luke: “I know that TBTL is bloated”
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Luke: “I know that TBTL is bloated and… largely unlistenable”
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Luke: “I simp for The Simpsons”
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Luke: “Irony is not dead, Andrew Walsh”
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Luke: “It’s gonna be a real humdinger”
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Luke: “Luke Burbank is a radio host who has a net worth of 11 million… Luke Burbank was born on May 8th, 1976… Known for hosting several Oregon and Washington-based radio programs and podcasts”
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Luke: “Oh, gosh! Really? This is why we can’t have nice things”
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Luke: “Oh, no. Really?”
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Luke: Singing a portion of an Eminem song
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Luke: “The wedding really got to me”
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Luke: “You will die… I will, probably, also die”
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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m gonna try to do this. Oh dear God… Please… give me the grace to accept the things that I will be wrong about (It’s so…) in the next 2 minutes. (You go with the serenity prayer while we’re talking about booze) Yes… (I love it) Irony is not dead, Andrew Walsh”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is deeply embarrassed by saying “He was loud…” in a bad accent
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