Andrew: “All cans are beautiful”
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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah”
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Andrew: “He is the GAT”
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Andrew: “Hey! Disco Stu don’t spoilerize”
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Andrew: “I failed at quitting!”
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Andrew: “I just Googled, ‘Why Tom Brady?'”
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Andrew: “I need some damn clothes!”
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Andrew: “I’m bad at quitting!”
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Andrew: “I’m giving finger guns”
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Andrew: “I’m just getting wrapped up… I’m sorry, ramped up… You wished I was getting wrapped up”
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Andrew: “I’ve been thinking about this all weekend. Listen, I’m here… to… support and defend Pat Sajak”
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Andrew: “It just didn’t sway me that much. Maybe I’m a terrible person. Whatever”
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Andrew: “Jesus!”
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Andrew: “Jet fuel can’t smell steel”
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Andrew: “Just need confidence, oi!”
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Andrew: “Lemme show you how the whites do it”
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Andrew: “Luke, get over here and meet Jane! Luke!”
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Andrew: “Maybe I’m a terrible person. Whatever”
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Andrew: “Oh, come on, man!”
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Andrew: “Oh, no! No! No!”
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Andrew: “Oh, that’s the hardest eye-roll I’ve given him”
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Andrew: “Playing with my Romper Stompers in the backyard”
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Andrew: “Shut up, Burbank!”
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Andrew: “That’s the thing. Like, people will say that and maybe even come at me; but, it’s like, well… Come at me?”
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Andrew: “This is such a bad story… This is going… nowhere slowly”
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Andrew: “This place is kinda getting weirder and weirder”
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Andrew: “Why Tom Brady?”
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Andrew: “Why are you doing this to me?”
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Andrew and Luke: “No coffin for me, please (No coffin for me!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re asking so (Right?) much of that comma splice”
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Luke: “Clink-clink-clink… Clink-clink-clink”
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Luke: “I asked her if women can be funny”
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Luke: “Load my wet carcass into the mud”
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Luke: “Luke Burbank! Come talk to Sarah Silverman!”
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Luke: Singing “In the shape of an L on her forehead”
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Luke: Singing “Macho, macho boys”
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Luke: “The GAT is here!”
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Luke: “This is flashes of being unreasonable in unreasonable times”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, he’s been bad the whole time!? (Eh-eh-eh-eh-ayy! That movie just came out. People haven’t seen it yet)”
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