Andrew: “A whipper-sniffer? A… no… Ooh, the look Phyllis just gave me… I could say that on the radio!”
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Andrew: “Ahh! He writes like he talks!”
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Andrew: “Can I be ‘coo’ and you be ‘ool’?”
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Andrew: “Does this mean… No Caliphate 2: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”
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Andrew: “I think I let an F bomb fly”
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Andrew: “I was gonna say, the goo on the inside matches the goo on the outside”
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Andrew: “I’m not doing a very good job of explaining what an editor does. What do you do?”
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Andrew: “It’s weird how nervous I got with that long pause you took… I was, like, what are you gearing up for?”
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Andrew: “These are not just some old, dirty pair of pants that have been in the bottom of my closet for a decade or two”
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Andrew: “We always do some on-air libbing, I think”
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Andrew: “What’s in the box!? What’s in the box!?”
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Andrew: “You kept on saying, like, ‘I need to send them their computer back’ and I said… ‘Or, hear me out… keep it!’ Like, they don’t care about the computer”
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Andrew: “You might not like this. I know… you don’t… maybe, like… me wearing things that you’re gonna put on your skin”
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Luke: “Before she was as TikTok in her mother’s eye”
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Luke: “Can’t lose a Peabody if you never win one!”
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Luke: “I always ask my 45 year olds, ‘Hey… does the goo match the outside?'”
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Luke: “I find that to be a little sus”
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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”
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Luke: “Step into Long John’s, right now, for supreme codcasting, through the end of June”
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Luke: “These will help ya… glasses”
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Luke: “Why would we bring out our supreme cod–podcasting… or… our supreme codcasting”
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Luke: “Your stress will melt away, KLSY”
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Luke and Andrew: “A Phyllistration? It’s a Phyllistration!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Geez! P! We’d no–I had no idea… No, poo… Sorry”
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Luke and Andrew: “The deterioration of my mind is really… (Ooh!) something to behold these days”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Your torso says business meeting, your (Yeah) pants says ‘I’m already relaxing’. Right!”
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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “‘Hello, from Gus’s school parking, where I’m listening to you right now… Do you know a bitch is about to be 50?’ I thought ‘bologna’ was the B word! Yay!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “They say crazy stuff, man!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Thank you for having me. I hope to come back soon. I need those pants back. Hey, we’ll see about that”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “When your boss at NPR says you can’t talk about your armpits anymore, (Yep) make a show where you (Yep) can, damnit!
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