Andrew: “Are you my usual person?”
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Andrew: “Clampy-clamp thing”
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Andrew: “Cuz, it looks like a little square in the ground that’s satisfying in some ways”
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Andrew: “Cuz, when somebody yells ‘Yo!’, I assume they’re yo-ing at me. I don’t know why”
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Andrew: “God forbid you ever just say something nice without turning it into a bit!!”
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Andrew: “I do love going to the dump”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if I trust myself to use it, by myself, on a Wednesday”
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Andrew: “I went to the dump; and, I kinda got hollered at!”
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Andrew: “I’m a content machine. I believe I proved that with dump mountain”
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Andrew: “If I go to the dump with anybody now, I’m gonna be insufferable”
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Andrew: “Luke… I’m a man of faith”
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Andrew: “My man! That’s styrofoam! That goes over there!”
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Andrew: “Oh, we see you like videos of pieces of shit. Here’s a Johnny Depp video”
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Andrew: “Oh, we see you like videos of pieces of shit. Here’s a Johnny Depp video… Sorry, had to get that off of my chest. Sorry, that’s just my one reference to it”
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Andrew: “Oh! And, I made a poop joke before; so, it’s not a… poopy thing”
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Andrew: Saying “Excuse me. There’s some dirt on my loafers” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “That goddamn thing”
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Andrew: “That’s a mind-fluff for me!”
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Andrew: “That’s… styrofoam, dude!”
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Andrew: “This is your septic; and, it is a poopy thing!”
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Andrew: “We have other things to talk about; so, I guess I don’t have to add any more breadcrumbs to this meatloaf of a conversation”
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Andrew: “Yo!!”
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Andrew: “Yo!!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I used that opportunity to… clear my throat. Thank you. Let me (Sure) clear my throat!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Let me (Sure) clear my throat!”
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Luke: “And, I find myself just… basically, butt-puckering the entire time he’s cutting my hair”
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Luke: “But, I’m more interested in… you getting hollered at at the dump”
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Luke: “God, you’re a bad person”
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Luke: “I can stop this haircut right now!”
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Luke: “I don’t wanna kempt fate here, Andrew”
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Luke: “I think she’s cute; but, I see where that tongue goes”
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Luke: “It’s either wet, wet mud… or… it’s human feces!”
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Luke: “Push… hyphen-pass… or get off my ass!”
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Luke: Saying “Um… where do I throw… old laptops?” in a funny manner
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Luke: “Stinky ape”
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Luke: “The best thing though… about going to the dump on a Saturday… is… what kind of shitty food are you gonna get after going to the dump”
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Luke: “There’s no way that makes it on Marsupial Gurgle”
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Luke: “They do not like having their ass ridden”
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Luke: “They would be riding that person’s ass… But, they do not like having their ass ridden”
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Luke: “They would be riding that person’s ass… But, they do not like having their ass ridden. There’s no way that makes it on Marsupial Gurgle”
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Luke: “They’re chastising people for going too slow… and, therefore, they would be riding that person’s ass… But, they do not like having their ass ridden. There’s no way that makes it on Marsupial Gurgle”
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Luke: “When you get to the level where you have to just, like, have them bring the dump to you”
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Luke: “You think I wanted to get Bubbles!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did you see that coming? No, I didn’t”
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Luke and Andrew: “Louis! (Louis!)”
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Luke, Andrew and Talking Hamster Toy: “Happy Tuesday! Happy Tuesday! (Tuesday!) That goddamn thing”
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