Andrew: “‘Like, you don’t have any upcoming events.’ It’s like, ‘Like hell I don’t!'”
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Andrew: “As we famously say on this show, Luke… you don’t need your gestalt to work here, but it helps”
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Andrew: “Do I say Septamber [ph] funny? What happened to my… what happened to my face as I was saying ‘September’?”
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Andrew: “Don’t move, Brandon!”
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Andrew: “I could also talk about lady fingers for a while”
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Andrew: “I don’t think I’m moving in the, in the right direction with the rest of society”
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Andrew: “I still sometimes wake up, in the middle of the night, screaming… it was so bad”
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Andrew: “I wanna be… the good boyfriend today, and see if I can swoop in like a hero with some lady fingers”
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Andrew: “I’ll tell everybody a, a funny little… cartoon meme that I saw on… the Internet recently”
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Andrew: “I’ll tell everybody a, a funny little… cartoon meme that I saw on… the Internet recently… I’m just hearing the words I’m saying”
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Andrew: “I’m too old for the Internet!”
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Andrew: “My snowflakiness was so triggered by the… you know, here comes the swear, but… by somebody driving this big truck that says, ‘Fuck the Vax'”
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Andrew: “Oh, you’re in deep coach!”
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Andrew: Singing “Slot Man!”
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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m in a mood”
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Andrew: “Stay stationary, Brandon”
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Andrew: “That is the most Taargüs-Taargüs e-mail I’ve ever seen”
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Andrew: “That shit gets hot”
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Andrew: “Those are not… words!”
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Andrew: “Who wants a Blurs? We want a Blurs”
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Andrew: “You don’t need your gestalt to work here, but it helps”
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Andrew and Luke: “No, you’re just trapped! You’re just extending your hell (Yes)”
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Luke: “Critical Race Marketing… Convention?”
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Luke: “I’m Mikey. I’ll eat anything”
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Luke: “Pyramid of nonsense”
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Luke: “Stay put, Brandon!”
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Luke: “Stickies!”
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Luke: “Stickies!” #2
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