Note: The show numbers got a bit wonky starting with #3702 in the podcast feed and on TBTL.net. This show, posted on June 10, 2022, was listed as #3702.
Andrew: “Adulting!”
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Andrew: “Bad Lieutenant 3: Can of Corn Call?”
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Andrew: “Bambi! Sounds like straight up Bambi shit”
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Andrew: “Doesn’t he say, ‘bleeping me’?”
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Andrew: “Every hair is different, Luke. Every little hair on that head of yours is different”
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Andrew: “I always promised you a rose garden”
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Andrew: “I cannot give out any hair advice. I mean… for Christ’s sake, look at me. I cannot give out any hair advice”
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Andrew: “I don’t understand it. That is labeled, ‘Can of Corn’!”
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Andrew: “I messed with some Pert Plus”
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Andrew: “I need my me time!”
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Andrew: “I was a… power user of Pert Plus growing up”
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Andrew: “I’m slinging tent”
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Andrew: “If I say anything that is insulting to you or your colleagues over there, we can… cut it out”
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Andrew: “My brain is bad”
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Andrew: “Oh… hurr?!”
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Andrew: “Permission to speak freely”
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Andrew: Saying “Ah-wooh? Is this a baseball?” as Adam Sandler
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Andrew: “Soft launch, hard sign”
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Andrew: “Take the picture!! Get me out of here!”
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Andrew: “That’s my brain!”
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Andrew: “That’s my brain!” #2
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Andrew: “This is not a good thing, by the way. I should probably just shut up right now for… both… to not say this both in front of you and the listeners”
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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta be… (You gotta be freaking me!) you gotta be bleeping me! (Are you… are you freaking me!?)”
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Luke: “But, I’ll tell you what, Andrew… it is… nice”
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Luke: “I’m… getting glammed!”
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Luke: “Is it weird that I like it when my pee smells like asparagus?”
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Luke: “It mocks me every time I open that drawer”
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Luke: “Obviously, this is not how… it works”
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Luke: “That won’t be fun and flirty enough!”
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Luke: “That’s what it sounds like when I drink water, by the way… for all of you SM–ASMR-heads… Or, even if you’re into SMR”
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Luke: “Why didn’t I bring my bell to Chicago?”
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Luke: “You got this!”
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Luke: “You’re almost there! You got this! You’re nailing it!”
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Luke: “You’re almost there!”
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Luke: “You’re nailing it!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh-la-la! Oh-la-la! Big, beautiful purple balls over the plate. Yeah, man”
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