Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Aw, nuts!!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: “Everything I’ve ever said on TBTL has actually… been ripped off” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, butt munch!”

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Andrew: “He knows. He knows!”

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Andrew: “I ate too much… cassette tape”

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Andrew: “I had all the words, just not in the right order!”

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Andrew: “I know, Luke. I’m trying to be better”

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Andrew: “I really enjoy some messy things”

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Andrew: “I really think I’m broken today, Luke”

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Andrew: “I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “I’m exactly like Ashton Kutcher, except for one thing: I’m not sexy; but, I am intriguing”

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Andrew: “I’m getting real, real here”

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Andrew: “I’m literally inhaling this thing”

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Andrew: “Noice, noice, noice, noice”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. This is–he’s so… he’s so pathetic”

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Andrew: Saying “Golden Blursday” in a grandiose manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “You… you… disgusting man. You… dis…gusting man, you”

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Andrew and Luke: “Everything I’ve ever said on TBTL has actually… (Mmm-hmm) been ripped off… Yep”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… buy… your… website! (Website!)”

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Luke: “A butterfly farted somewhere; and, here we are”

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Luke: “If you were here, if you were in those room, at the Hilton… you would have known just how much I was… chopping, screwing… and DJ-ing up that… that music”

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Luke: “Lot of parents… having a lot of coitus… nine months before this week”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we don’t need to get bogged down in that. We need to get bogged up… Is that a thing? Yeah! In our Top Stories”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, did you eat all the cassette tapes, Andrew? Is that what… Leave me alone!! I ate too much… cassette tape”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “One bog… bogging it up! (Bogging it up!)”

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Andrew: “I don’t like seeing food on people’s faces”

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Andrew: “I had a very Burbankian reaction to this at first”

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Andrew: “Mmm! I want–so, I’m trying so hard… to spin this in a way that will make you feel better; but, this is a… pickle! This is a pickle!”

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Andrew: “Now, if you explained to somebody how to get into the Mann Center, is that Mann-splaining?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit snacks”

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy podcast”

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Andrew: “Well, it says here that… they do have, kind of, a Yakult following”

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Andrew: “Welp… I’m not gonna die on this plane”

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Luke: “Please hold. Your call is very important to us”

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Luke: Saying “Con!!!” in the same manner as Captain Kirk saying “Khaaan!!!”

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Luke: “Shaddup-a my face”

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Luke: Singing “Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday to you… Happy birthday, sorry I forgot it earlier. Happy birthday to you”

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Luke: “That’s the joke”

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Luke: “Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Not to be confused with Cousin Larry? Don’t be ridiculous”

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Luke and Andrew: “Recording the pod… on a Tuesday (On a Tuesday)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You gotta eat that tape. You gotta eat that tape!”

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???: Saying “Ooh!” during the Top Story drop

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Andrew: “Awww, poo”

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Andrew: “Don’t poison the tickets, Walsh! Why you poisoning the tickets? Don’t you know there are downstream issues?”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t make those sounds. It’s okay. It’s fine”

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Andrew: “Hah-ha!!”

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Andrew: “Hope you heard the fart”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t disagree with you more, Luke”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna miss it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t need you! I can do this alone! I often do”

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Andrew: “I gotta say… I don’t usually do this. I usually cling to every word of your intro”

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Andrew: “I was always shy about… making the new sounds”

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Andrew: “I’m a shy guy”

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Andrew: “I’m just wrong about a lotta stuff”

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Andrew: “I’ve been real rambly today”

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Andrew: Making a cute sound

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew… ya poor sap”

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Andrew: “Pull that and use that as a drop”

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Andrew: Saying “Oui, oui!” in a French accent

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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “That’s an Andrew thing that you just did right there”

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Andrew: “This is a weird-ass… movie”

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Andrew and Luke: “Suet? Suet for wha’? (Sue me for wha’?)”

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Luke: “And, Phamdemort checking in”

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Luke: “Basically, I have room in my brain for one… kind of, acceptable… country music artist at a time”

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Luke: “It’s a trap!”

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Luke: “Let me do my thang!”

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Luke: “Ooh, I didn’t think you could fit in that bird feeder… Boy, your socks aren’t having any trouble staying up, are they?”

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Luke: “Oui, oui, indeed”

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Luke: Saying “Ding! Ding! Ding!” and dinging his bell

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Luke: Saying “Oui, oui!” in a French accent

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy beret!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “So, fuck that guy!”

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Luke: “We will be back here tomorrow… with more imaginary radio; with, Andrew as solo host. I hope you’re happy… everybody!”

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Luke: “What are ya doing here?”

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Luke: “You have… more power… in your phone… than a woman… cracking open… a crème brûlée”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbulators… mount up! (Mount up!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Dinging their bells

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “If you wanna tweet out, tweet out! (Tweet out!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Suet… Suet for wha’? (Suet for what?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you ever describe… a moment in our relationship where you choo-choo-choose me? I might”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have… more power… in your phone… than a woman… cracking open… a crème brûlée. Wow!”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “Elvish as a second language”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna see this close up”

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Andrew: “It’s all he knows! It’s all he wants to know!!”

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Andrew: “Kids are growing horns… because of technology!”

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Andrew: “Long story short, I’m burning the whole damn house down… later on this afternoon. So… I don’t know where… I’ll be joining you from tomorrow”

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Andrew: Making a tire squealing sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “Peep that tail, daddy-o”

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Andrew: Saying “A girl told me to come over. She said nobody’s home… I went over, nobody’s home!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Andrew: Saying “Unh!” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Andrew: “That food is for the birds!”

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Andrew: “The reason that I’m comfortable with it this time”

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Andrew: “They’re doing a lot of tail stuff, Luke”

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Andrew: “You’re a Hobbit-napper”

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Luke: “I know I sound like such an old man”

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Luke: “Meat sack advancer”

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Luke: “Oh-ho-ho, stop me, stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before”

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Luke: Saying “Eh, my wife said… ‘For our, for our… anniversary, take me somewhere I’ve never been before’. I said, ‘How about the kitchen?'” as Rodney Dangerfield

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Luke: Saying “Most cameras don’t have a photographic memory” in a “Philly” accent

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Luke: Saying “See my slacks!” as Mr. Burns

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Luke: Saying “See my vest!” as Mr. Burns

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Luke: Saying “Step on to the meat sack advancer… and you will be advanced to your tube… to be advanced… to… your other… meat sacks that you find common… emotional connection with” in a robotic voice

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Luke: Singing “All we are saying… is give pubes a chance”

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Luke: Singing “Like a rat… on a wire”

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Luke: “Wait a second… have we been raising a hobbit this entire time and making this Hobbit live as if it’s a yellow Lab dog?”

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Luke: “Young people are doing things so wrong that it’s messing them up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All we are saying… is give pubes a chance… No? Alright… sorry. Cut it out… Oh, yeah. I will it out. I will send it directly to Phamdemort; and, he will signal amp it”

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Andrew: “Eugh!! Ugh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have the answers”

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Andrew: “I got it right away because I’m super smart”

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Andrew: “I just think you’re right!”

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Andrew: “I put question marks in my voice… even when I know something”

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Andrew: “I’m beeping it”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to take the piss out of it”

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Andrew: “Is this necessary? Is this necessary? Is this necessary?”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making tongue clicking sounds

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Andrew: Making tongue clicking sounds and saying “Don’t be negative, Andrew” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Oh my God! So inflated sense of self… self-worth and Ringo-worth… I would say. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t be negative, Andrew” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Scent of a Mobster”

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Andrew: “That was one piece of information my brain was locked on to and not willing to change”

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Andrew: “That’s right, Honey Bunny!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing this?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what you should do? Whisper it into a jar and mail me the jar… You better hope it’s just a whisper that I put in the jar. Eww… Yeah. Seriously”

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Luke: “And, because it is Friday… Friday… gotta get down on Fri-yay! Wow. Sorry about that”

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Luke: “Couch”

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Luke: “Couch” #2

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Luke: “I don’t understand how any of this stuff works”

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Luke: “It was as close as I’ll ever come to fighting a, a war in Nam”

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Luke: “One man is able to clear… his engrams, and achieve… Thetan status”

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Luke: “Ooh! Burbs, for the win!”

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Luke: “That freaked my chili”

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Luke: “The, the unit of measurement is a… Hedaya… of notches… Could you raise that a Hedaya of notches?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t it ironic? Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a shallow fake of Andrew saying ‘I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it, baby!’ that was created by yours truly

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Luke and Andrew: “Put that in your peace pipe and love it… (Yeah) Ringo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yup! (Yup!)”

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Andrew: “Chhk! I did not!”

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Andrew: “Chhk! I got a… amped up squirrel here. Don’t know how to deal with it. Chhk!”

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Heck, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I love that me time”

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Andrew: “I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it!”

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Andrew: Making a radio crackly sound

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Andrew: Making alert sounds

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Andrew: “Not to get all… hippie-dippy”

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Andrew: “Oh! Well, thank–thank you for having me. It’s a… pleasure to be here; been a long time listener… and… just looking forward to… chopping up some jackpots with ya”

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Andrew: “Oh… that’s one of the dazzling details of this story, and I already forgot it”

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Andrew: “That is… ballsy!”

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Andrew: “They gave me something to squirrel about”

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Andrew: “Whoo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Too much bad stuff… Toombis? (Toombis?)”

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Luke: “Alert! Alert!”

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Luke: “Gus… delete… TBTL from all of my podcatchers”

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Luke: “Happy… yoho!”

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Luke: “I’m a podcaster and I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Okay, Mama”

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Luke: “Tase me gently, bro. Please”

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Luke: “TBTL forever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “My mom (My mom) said on… Thursday, there would be messages… And, Blursdays”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, then, that’s not for you. That’s a… (Okay) just a photo I took… a private photo… (Right, right, right) to share with friends. Okay. Oh, wow! Yeah… yeah. It is small”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait… seriously? Yeah”

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