Marsupial Gurgle

Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a another voicemail message for the guys regarding the upcoming Seattle Seahawks vs Minnesota Vikings game and the guys played it on the show. Before Stu-bot got into the meat of things, he started plugging Andrew and Genevieve’s “After These Messages” podcast.

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Stu-bot also ended the plug with this little gem.

Steve Neuman: “Get in the ring, motherfucker!”

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Andrew: “And it was the schlockiest schlock you could ever possibly schlock.”

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Andrew: “And then the booze wore off.”

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Andrew: “And whether you’re by yourself or with your Genevieve”

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Andrew: “But, I also don’t like computers telling me what to do.”

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Andrew: “Hmm.”

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Andrew: “Ho!!!”

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Andrew: “I guess so”

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Andrew: “I’m an old man, Luke.”

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Andrew: Laughing and Saying “Oh, God.”

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Andrew: “Okay, good. You know what? We don’t want to get anything wrong on this show.”

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Andrew: “Show me how to movie!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, by the way, if I’m making weird mouth noises.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I was on the Nicki train pretty early on.”

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Andrew: “You got lucky, Luke.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I came up with a really weird analogy, Luke. Do you like really weird analogies? They’re my favorite kind. I thought they might.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m Columbo. (Yeah) Yes. You’re the Columbo of this show.”

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Andrew and Luke: Series of Tom Petty related puns

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Andrew and Luke: “The need to pee. Ah. It’s the need, the need to pee.”

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Luke: “After six, huh huh, Katie bar the door. It’s just all friggin’ Milk Duds and popcorn, bro!”

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Luke: “Andrew, I can’t take it!!!”

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Luke: “Are you ready for shit to get real?”

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Luke: “He’s really the Columbo of podcarting. His name is Andrew ‘Fireball’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “I enjoyed the heck out of this film.”

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Luke: “It may have been, it may have been the alcohol, but I think it was mostly just my, my good taste in the world.”

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Luke: “Life is a stage, and I’m always on it.”

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Luke: “Oh boy, these people are in for a comedy treat.”

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Luke: “Pretending that I know how to movies”

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Luke: Singing a portion of Tom Petty’s “Zombie Zoo”

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Luke: “That’s bull-commander!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you ready for shit to get real on a Wednesday? I guess so… I think. I never even went to the movies.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, then Andrew, you chose to roll the dice with what we have now titled on this show, the Bladder of Damocles. The Bladder of Damocles.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz the thing about the VB6 diet, Andrew, you may not understand is (Oh my God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, I can’t believe I’m even gonna say this. What are you gonna say, is it gonna make me embarrassed? Yeah, probably, for me. For the way that my brain works.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I VB’d hard (Okay) for this cheat night.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I know I’ve been to a theater like this, so I don’t know why I’m so in the dark; but, umm, maybe because they turn the lights off before the movie. Oh-ho-ho-ho, God!!! Not bad. Not great.”

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Luke and Andrew: Life is a Stage

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Luke and Andrew: Luke decided to say “bleep” instead of “fuck” for some reason

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Luke and Andrew: Moments Me Senpai

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Luke and Andrew: “You lick the ticket, you shave the beard? Oh, God.”

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Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a voicemail message for the guys regarding the upcoming Seattle Seahawks vs Minnesota Vikings game and the guys played it on the show.

Steve Neuman: Voicemail from the Stu-bot

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Andrew: “Hey, Billy! Hi, Billy! How’s it going, Billy! You lied to us Billy! That’s it. No power out.”

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Andrew: “Let’s turn this more about me.”

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Andrew: “Luke, I have a confession to make”

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Andrew: “My request would be, don’t eat into the microphone; because, the idea of somebody eating cheese in my ears grosses me out.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, I sound like a God damned college sophomore.”

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Andrew: “People love it when I talk about weather.”

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Andrew: “Spinning, spinning, spinning for freedom.”

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Andrew: “The media, and myself included, as a media consumer and whatever this is.”

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Andrew: “They treat him like the Ewoks treated C3-PO.”

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Andrew: “This is science, bro.”

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Andrew: “This isn’t your first…self esteem rodeo.”

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Andrew: “Well, maybe it’s not interesting.”

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Andrew: “Well!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Perfect”

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Andrew: “You know what? The podcast gods really have it in for me today.”

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Andrew: “You say, ‘I guess I’ll get this one!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I know a year ago, I would have been outside dancing in the rain. No, no I wouldn’t. That’s an exagger… that’s an exaggeration! But I would have been really… That, I would like to see. You’d just Gene, Gene Kelly the shit out of it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you go back and listen? No, God no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was the worst radio experiment that I’ve ever done; and, Luke, I’ve done some crazy stuff. Does Genevieve know that you’re peeing in the office again?”

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Luke: “Because I also ate some fake cheese today, and it was so good!!!”

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Luke: “Choking on a sunflower seed. [Clears throat] Okay, got that under control.”

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Luke: “Does Genevieve know that you’re peeing in the office again?”

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Luke: “Even though that guy may need help, in the basement, if you know what I mean.”

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Luke: “It too early to do a CrossFit?”

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Luke: “It too early to get a baseball expert for our football team? It was just for you, my friend.”

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Luke: Listing the demographics of TBTL listeners

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Luke: “Newman!”

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Luke: “No way, Lindsey Buckingham!”

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Luke: “No way!!!”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics to Fleetwood Mac’s “Second Hand News”

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Luke: “That to is me is just an absolute travesty of a mockery of a travesty of two shams of a mockery.”

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Luke: “There are no podcasters in fox holes.”

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Luke: “This is how we have to finally start doing the show!”

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Luke: “This is science, bro!”

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Luke: “Ugh, you’re ruining this for all of us!”

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Luke: “We got Pod-dog here.”

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Luke: “Why I’ve been eating Follow Your Heart American-style dairy-free cheese; which is, surprisingly edible Walsh!”

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Luke: “You coo’!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I conceived of this plan last night, which when I do most of my good conceivin’ (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hope you’re not mad, Andrew, I called you a conference call. No, no, not at all. I’ve been called worse. I’ve been called better, but I’ve been called worse.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m eating it right now. I just asked you not to! I’m testing it, Andrew! We’re doing a control.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is science, bro! That’s science. These are facts. Perfect.”

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