Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: Andrew has not showered at all in three days

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Andrew: “Don’t be like this guy.”

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Andrew: Giggling “Yeah.”

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Andrew: “Hey wait, slow down.”

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Andrew: “Hmm.”

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Andrew: “Honestly Luke, I’m a little, I’m a little gross today.”

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Andrew: “I like it.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Blood Mary snob, by the way.”

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Andrew: “If I have a fault, it’s that I shower too much in my life.”

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Andrew: “If I was somebody who usually does not take showers, I would not be bragging about this.”

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Andrew: “Is that the end of my story? Yes.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s make dream catching great again.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Ohio: Meh!”

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Andrew: “Sexy fun time”

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Andrew: “So, we will be staring down the barrel of a Trebek-less Jeopardy.”

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Andrew: “Sweet.”

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Andrew: “That was weird.”

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Andrew: “We’re going God’s work.”

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Andrew: “Well, never mind. Off my game today, Luke.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I throw something at ya? Yeah.”

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Luke: “And I just about plotzed.”

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Luke: “I shit you not! He has a motherfucking book that they are trying to sell to us that is called like ‘Your First Phone Call From Heaven’.”

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Luke: “I was hoping for my first phone call from heaven, saying ‘Come on home, Luke’; because, I didn’t want to be on this planet anymore.”

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Luke: “I’ve heard that on a, on a still day, you can almost hear the Barenaked Ladies on the wind, down here just on the US side of the US-Canadian border.”

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Luke: “Innit that weird?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Luke doesn’t want anything to do with you if you read or liked “The First Phone Call From Heaven”

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Luke: “Luke on Luke”

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Luke: “Talk about hard locking the system”

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Luke: “This guy seems, this guy seems normal.”

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Luke: “Vancouver: It’ll Grow On You”

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Luke: “Well, for one, it had a, it had an ad for a band called ‘Shovel Dick’.”

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Luke: “What a titanic douche Alex Trebek is!”

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Luke: “You take your shower-loving ass and you point it towards Canada.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Again, Andrew. It’s all coming back. All about the Canadians today.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is the one that’s supposed to have trouble with words, not Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “But you get me up in the sky, and it’s a God damned tomato juice and ginger ale party (I know).”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, remember we weren’t gonna talk about politics? Meh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “My body is a compost pile…”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is gonna sound vehicle-ist. (Hmm.) This is gonna sound car-ist.”

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Listener Graham sent in a remixed audio clip combining the Serial introduction and music with Luke’s crime stoppering story from TBTL #1956.

Listener Graham: Serial remix with Luke’s Crime Stoppering from his hotel room of two guys trying to break into cars in a parking garage

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Andrew: Andrew just figured out Luke’s “Sass in Pockets” joke from yesterday’s show

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Andrew: “God damn it, this is gonna be an endless summer.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to crawl too much into our heads”

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Andrew: “I love it. I love it.”

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Andrew: “Luke.”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm.”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay. I guess I don’t know what money means.”

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Andrew: “Oh! God!”

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Andrew: Quick Inhaling Sound

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Andrew: “So, I don’t know who to root for here.”

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Andrew: “The worse the house goes, the better the podcast gets. Right?”

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Andrew: “We didn’t start the fire.”

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Andrew: “We good.”

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Andrew: “Whoopie!”

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Andrew: “Woo-hoo!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Luke could be a spokesperson for Filson

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is shedding a lot… of tears

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Andrew and Luke: “Official rope giver-outer (Mmm-hmm) to Andrew-er (Yep) so he hanger himself-er?”

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Andrew and Luke: “They call that ‘white lung’. Yes! That’s the worst joke, thank you for laughing at it.”

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Luke: “A bag-related encouragement… you know.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I defy you to find a location that has literally ten thousand spoons and not one knife. What is that, the world’s biggest TCBY?”

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Luke: “I shit you not.”

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Luke: “Let’s be honest, bro.”

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Luke: “My jam has been sufficiently pumped.”

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Luke: “Pre-cogging your laundry”

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Luke: Reciting a portion of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”

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Luke: Reciting a portion of Barenaked Ladies’s “One Week”

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Luke: “Sure as shit, there’s some rub here.”

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Luke: “The ding-dang business card.”

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Luke: “Woo-hoo!”

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Luke: “Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Quoting a Space Jam trailer “The jamminest two minutes of trailer time that ever hit a theater. It’s 7.5 megs, it’s Quicktime, and it’s worth it.”

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Andrew: “Boy, I am in a bad mood.”

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Andrew: “But, of course, I would just probably wet myself and just go run away.”

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Andrew: “Don’t like it? Get out!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I don’t care. I got mine.”

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Andrew: “I don’t get it. I don’t get it.”

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Andrew: “I know what words mean.”

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Andrew: “It says that he went to St. Ignatius. He went to a different St. Ignatius. He went to the St. Ignatius in Chicago, the other Ignatius. Anyway, let’s not get into that.”

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Andrew: “It was so God-damn heartbreaking.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen, I think I need to wrap this up. I’m annoying myself by trying to talk football.”

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Andrew: “No, wait.”

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Andrew: “Pardon me, Luke.”

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Andrew: Reciting a poem/chant/taunt from his St. Ignatius days

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Andrew: Short Chuckle

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Sounds like a loser!”

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Andrew: “The end zone is a very special place.”

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Andrew: “We’ll take it!”

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Andrew: “What did I miss?”

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Andrew: “You know what? Don’t beat up on my friend, TBTL.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t get it. I don’t get it. Don’t toy with me, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! Yes!”

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Luke: “Because, like, nowadays, it’s like, all they do is think, think, think. Oh shit, they’re gonna be, they’re gonna be running Google.”

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Luke: “Don’t toy with me, man.”

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Luke: “Got sass in pocket.”

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Luke: “He batted the ball into a lock box.”

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Luke: “I think it’s going to be interesting to see how this unfolds, because it is just a gusher. It’s just some Jed Clampett shit.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke doesn’t quite know how Google makes money

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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool.”

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Luke: Quickly saying “Doctor Professor Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: Singing intro to “My City Was Gone” by The Pretenders

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Luke: “That ain’t Akron.”

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Luke: “This is really disappointing.”

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Luke: “This is, this is definitely not a key to the show; unless, we want this to be the last show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gotta be careful around an engorged Fangboner. Oh… God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s sort of the cucumber of acting (Yeah) in the salad bar that is your enjoyment of pop culture. Exactly. Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would take too much explaining, which we don’t don’t do on this show. We don’t like to over-explain things. Alright. Alright…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s partial sentence about jabronis donking off money is the best sentence every spoken in the English language

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, really? (Sorry…) You know what? That’s the loser’s mentality!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Recorded, as David Lee Roth would say, in front of your naked, steaming eyeballs. Is that what he would say? That’s exactly what he would say.”

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Luke and Andrew: Steve Nelson Wargs Into Rudy

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Luke and Andrew: “That was a Matt Pinfield reference, by the way. You get one per show, Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The show is called ‘Pardon The Interruption’, not ‘Pardon The Agreement’. Right! Exac…wait. Is that? What? No, wait. Am I on PTI right now?”

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Andrew: “According to the chart I made up for salad makin'”

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Andrew: “Being like, ‘Ha-ha! I’m paying lettuce prices for chicken!'”

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Andrew: Broccoli-flavored marshmallows

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Andrew: Case of the Sposdas

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “I think I forgot that people listen to the podcast, when I was talking with you about my insecurities on Friday.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”

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Andrew: “Right. And that’s, yeah, because we’re not eleven anymore. We’re not going up to the salad like it’s the first and last salad bar we will ever see.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This is gnarly.”

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Andrew: “We’ve talked about the listeners enough. Can we talk about me for a second?”

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Andrew: “Well, I mean, I think this is the Susie Burbank in you talking right now.”

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Andrew: “Well, I was just getting warmed up; but, I guess, if you just want to rush the salad conversation along… Fine.”

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Andrew: “When you paused, I almost just said, ‘Don’t. Don’t!'”

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Andrew: “Where’s my phone?”

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Andrew: “You got, wait, you got your broccoli in my marshmallow! You got your marshmallow in my broccoli!”

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Andrew and Luke: Beginning of Marshmallow Talk

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Andrew and Luke: “Nice! Yeah. That’s a, that’s a, that’s a bet that you both won and lost. Yep. Yep, yes indeedy. Yup. Yup. Yup.”

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Luke: “Am I being a fool, a damn fool?”

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Luke: “Andrew, this is one of the better ideas you’ve had in weeks.”

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Luke: “Bellingham: The Bay City of Subdued Excitement”

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Luke: “Haggen”

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Luke: “I don’t know, like, hipster-y in a normcore way.”

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Luke: “I have a new taste sensation that’s sweeping my nation.”

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Luke: “I want to say hi to this guy. He’s a Doctor Professor of Cleveland Browns football watching.”

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Luke: “It smells like I over did it.”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be all… all salad bar, all the time.”

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Luke: Talking like the Lucky Charms’s Leprechaun

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Luke: “Wham, bam, thank you announcement.”

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Luke: “Where’s your mobile, your mobile platform?”

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Luke: “Wow, you’re a, you’re a hardcore and committed, marshmallow non-catalog celebrator.”

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Luke: “Yeah.”

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Luke: “Yeah, so pitted.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is anti-chickpeas

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Luke and Andrew: Dark humor about trampling deaths at Walmart on Black Friday

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Luke and Andrew: Luke celebrates cucumber’s entire catalog

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Luke and Andrew: Luke made a solid joke involving Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet

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Luke and Andrew: Over-deprecation Town and Pulling Nose Up on Negativity Train

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Luke and Andrew: “That ‘lettuce prices for chicken’ is a strong show title. Okay, we’ll write that one down too.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh-huh. It’s true. Yeah, yeah. Umm…”

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Luke and Andrew: Vitamin Plum

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Luke and Andrew: “You just dropped a ‘Pa-paaah!’ (‘Pa-paaah!’)”

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Andrew: “As you know, I’m plenty verbose. I can fill that shit out.”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m kind of racist”

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Andrew: “California knows how to party.”

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Andrew: “Every Monday, I wake up and I say, ‘what the hell am I gonna put in the newsletter this week?'”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “How do you just pick one Juggalo out of the many?”

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Andrew: “I don’t care for it”

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Andrew: “It’s copyrighted. You don’t get to sing, I get to… That’s mine!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s see your paperwork, you paying your ASCAP fees? And, they’d be like, ‘no, what’s an ass gap?’, and they would be like ‘boom!’ and the industry would sue them.”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. Maybe we shouldn’t go down this path.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. It’s a nice slow drip of hatred.”

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Andrew: Saying/Singing “I’m up here”

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s delve into things I don’t know that much about.”

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Andrew: “That’s right. That’s right.”

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Andrew: “The Infinite Guest Podcarting Network”

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Andrew: “Way to go, Bannigan!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It’s in, you know? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew corrects Luke on the name of Emily St. John Mandel’s book “Station 11”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew sings “Let’s delve into things I don’t know that much about” and claims copyright on it

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Andrew and Luke: “Best thing we’ve done all week. Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I like the song, I think it’s a little on the nose. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: Reading a portion of listener Bob Stein’s e-mail about bagels

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