Clips From TBTL #1956: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Contradancing? Oy vey! For this, we put you through private school?”

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Luke: “Do not miss your chance to blow…”

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Luke: “From San Diego, California. Known as the Inland Empire.”

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Luke: “His name is Andrew ‘Hollywood Hodor Doctor Professor’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “How much of your brain space does that take up?”

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Luke: “I am seriously Jimmy Stewart-ing it so hard.”

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Luke: “I’m not saying anything at all right now. So, welcome to another edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: “It connotes”

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Luke: “It’s my birthday!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “‘Or heard before’ Start the show out with a terrible impression of a Boston accent.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon: The Bay City”

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Luke: Recalling the Red Robin birthday song

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Luke: “Thank you”

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Luke: “The tail of this pod-dog”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “What?!?” #2

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m on fire today.”

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Luke: “You gotta let it go, bro.”

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Luke: “You were never good at your math studies.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbank, B-mails. Burbank mails, that’s not, that’s not, it’s not awful. Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Friday show is coming to an end when Luke and Andrew devolve into doing a series of (semi-questionable) impressions”

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Luke and Andrew: Going through the motions of preparing to sing “Happy Birthday”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s all you have to do, study it out.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Math Is Hard

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Luke and Andrew: “This one goes to eleven (Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can’t cry when you’re laughing. It turns out you can.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know who was watching: Burbank Check. That’s right. That’s right.”

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Clips From TBTL #1955: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, I’m a, admittedly, a Goy.”

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Luke: “And, we’re not going back to religion town.”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “But, I got some deets to share with you, I got a little B.G.”

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Luke: Doing an impression of Paula Poundstone

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Luke: “Excuse me Doctor Professor, I apologize. I’m having a little bit of, a little bit of frogginess in my throat.”

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Luke: “I don’t want to sound like a dweeb”

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Luke: Luke loves him some Camembert cheese

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Luke: Mere Steps Away From

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Luke: “My good friend, Doctor Professor Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “Oh good, okay, perfect, good job, Burbank.”

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Luke: Oracle of all things Wait Wait

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Luke: Saying “The More You Know” and singing its musical button

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Luke: “The Pope of TBTL came to their town”

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Luke: “Turn down for What”

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Luke: “We’ve narrowed it down to, it’s either a tuna, a tuner, or a floundah”

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Luke: “You’re brain is a… hard… candy… shell.”

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Luke and Andrew: 50,000 Watt Blow Wortch

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting a line from “So I Married an Axe Murderer”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke says the word “bagel” weirdly because he’s from the Pacific Northwest and Andrew makes a good spoof

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s Garrison Keillor impression sounds like Bill Clinton

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh great, now the MacDowell-heads are gonna come out (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: Talking about Luke’s pronunciation of the word “bagel”

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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is an entertainment product and a radio product

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Luke and Andrew: “Un-know… ing. Un-love… ed?”

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Luke and Andrew: Wallaby and CheesyTer

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Luke and Andrew: “Were you talking about cheddar cheese? No, no… I mean, it’s all gross.”

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Clips From TBTL #1955: Andrew Walsh Edition

Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1955, I am splitting up the posts into two. This post contains clips that are from Andrew Walsh.

Andrew: “And, payoff! I think we’re done here for the day.”

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Andrew: “Ever tell you Genevieve slapped me with a piece of cheese once and almost ended our relationship?”

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Andrew: “God damn it!”

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Andrew: “How about: A reasonable city for unreasonable times?”

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Andrew: “I’m really good at my job, Luke. I just don’t want anybody…to accuse me of not being on the ball.”

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Andrew: “It’s not going to be like: ‘TBTA: Too Beautiful To Andrew'”

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Andrew: “Let me lay this on you”

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Andrew: “So sorry that I’m having one of those days where I can’t remember anything.”

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Andrew: “That’s got some flavor for your ear.”

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Andrew: “That’s not traditional”

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Andrew: “The fact that there are a preponderance of them. I’m gonna double down.”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be so not worth the ride, Luke. Can I apologize in advance?”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna have a lot of reckoning, I think we’re gonna have a lot of reckoning at the end of the show.”

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Andrew: “You can be royally screwed”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t remember Paula Poundstone’s name

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Andrew and Luke: “Belove… ed?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just get out of your head, get out of your head (I can’t).”

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Andrew and Luke: Mutating Cheese Monsters

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Andrew and Luke: “So, Doctor Professor Price of the Power of the Air, right? But that’s essentially calling you Satan. The Dee-vil!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whether there’s a preponderance of them or… Is that… God damn it! Am I using that word right? (Yeah.)”

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Clips From TBTL #1954

Andrew: “Are you shitting me? I’d be so excited that somebody knows about Barry! Like, I honestly thought that I was the only one Barry talked to. This is… incredible.”

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Andrew: “I can’t settle down”

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Andrew: “It’s noon now. I’ve only been awake an hour and a half. Don’t tell Steve Nelson. Nobody, nobody tell him.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh shit, that was my top story.”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There you have it”

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Andrew: “You asshole”

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Andrew: “Zing!”

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Boston Guys and Andrew: They do or do not have the fish

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Jonathan Calloway: Doing a TBTL intro in a Southern US accent

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Luke: “Darn tootin’, it is”

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Luke: “Hey Burbank”

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Luke: “I’m gonna misquote this”

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Luke: “Oh my God Steve, is this the life aquatic?”

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Luke: “Oh my…I love, I’m in love with Michael Bergin. I want him to host a fishing show.”

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Luke: “Oh, this is fucking crazy.”

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Luke: “Wednesday’s show was created largely out of the anger surrounding Tuesday’s show.”

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Luke: “While you were blissfully sawing logs this morning in Koreatown”

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Luke and Andrew: A spoof about a mattress tester who overslept

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Luke and Andrew: Barry, the invisible and all-powerful teddy bear

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Luke and Andrew: Calling people dumb for believing an overseeing deity that sends people to heaven or hell might not be the best idea

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Luke and Andrew: “Professor Doctor Andrew Walsh? (Yeah.)”

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Clips From TBTL #1953

Andrew: “As a funny ha ha”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Awwwwhhh, didn’t see that coming”

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Andrew: Cute Laugh

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Andrew: “If I were getting e-mails or tweets telling me I had money waiting for me, I would be checking my phone more often as well.”

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Andrew: “It’s my Punxsutawney double-chin.”

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Andrew: “It’s really gonna phlegm you up”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Loud background noise on Andrew’s end of the recording

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Andrew: “My beard hides my face. My beard hides my face.”

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Andrew: “No, this is part of the show where you teach me what words mean.”

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Andrew: Quick Inhaling Laughing Sound

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Andrew: “That sounded Burbankian to me”

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Andrew: “There’s no way in hell there’s a heaven. Heh, funny way to put it.”

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Andrew: “Well, I would say, the good news is: we didn’t make any Pope jokes.”

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Andrew: “Wow. That’s a hot take, man.”

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Andrew: “You know, my beard is a face-hider, but every now and then, it likes to peek out.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke doot-dooing “Heart and Soul” while Andrew talks about heart and soul

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Luke: “Ahh!”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: Digging Two Big Holes

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Luke: “Forget cool Pope”

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Luke: “His beard is a face-hider. He’s down there in the Koreatown neighborhood of Los Angeles. His name is Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “I would kill to be that guy again!”

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Luke: “If you think the Earth is 6000 years old, you’re dumb… when it comes to that topic.”

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Luke: “In honor of boner commercials”

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Luke: “It’s a Kentubba-u. It’s a Kentucky Fried Chicken / A & W”

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Luke: “It’s a very clear, visual indication about how few fucks are being given.”

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Luke: “Let’s do it to it, mah dude!”

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Luke: Luke should have read the article in The New Yorker before commenting on it

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Luke: “Oh, man”

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Luke: “Okay, In five. Four. Three. Two. One. I forgot what I was going to say.”

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grill”

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Luke: “This guy hates marriages! Get away from the marriages!”

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Luke: “We got two microwaves. What. Microware drop.”

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Luke: “Ya crazy kids!”

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Luke: “You know, honky grandma be tripping”

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Luke and Andrew: Adam and Steve, Pizza Hut / Kentucky Fried Chicken as God intended and Framily Plan

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Luke and Andrew: Candy Corn The Game

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean this would be…right on the nose. It’s almost too on the nose. I’d say it’s on the tip.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke starts reading text messages from Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks he was on Wait Wait with Brian Williams and Andrew goes on a tear

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, we’re in overtime. Now, we’re in penalty time. You had a buzzer too!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, robot sexy times (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #1952

Andrew: “Am I wrong?”

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Andrew: “Andrew-come-Walshes”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t do this.”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t do this. I just don’t do this!”

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Andrew: “Cheer up, Bucko.”

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Andrew: “Dude doesn’t have an effin’ phone”

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Andrew: “I was planning on it!”

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Andrew: “I’ve been to the Washington State Fair once, we called it Puyallup the whole time. Want me to tell the story? I didn’t win a banana.”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m afraid I may have made a terrible mistake.”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Oh, you crushed me last week!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh-ho, classic business man!”

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Andrew: “Pittsburgh. I love it…it’s just this thing in Pittsburgh. You’re trying to save my feelings is what you’re doing there.”

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Andrew: Singing “Bye, bye Miss American Pie”

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Andrew: “That was you?!?”

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Andrew: “Well, because it’s sports, for starters. It’s TBTL for second. And I’m me, for third.”

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Andrew: Working out when Luke’s daughter was born

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Andrew: “Yeah, Lukie don’t play that.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, Mr. Glasshouse!”

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Andrew: “You’re so down today, you’re so down. Alright, what’s up, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is homophonic

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Andrew and Luke: “Something is amiss. Something is amiss here. My dad thinks that… Was that a Miss Clavel reference? No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “We don’t know if he didn’t steal that mug, we don’t know that. I’m gonna need to see the birth certificate, or the receipt, or whatever. Easy, Captain Mughouse.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Which is something that you and I said we were going to stop doing, but you know what? This was on my own time, Luke, not TBTL, so don’t boss me around. Okay?”

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Luke: “Easy, Captain Glasshouse.”

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Luke: “From the tips of their diners to the end of their dive-ins and drives.”

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Luke: “I don’t remember”

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Luke: Luke sounds like he’s in a dour mood

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Luke: “Me too!”

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Luke: “Now, of course, I’ve got a sore butt about this, because of all of the Buffalo Wings I ate last night, that is also true.”

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Luke: “One of us, on this show, looks out for the other person’s feelings, Andrew. The other one just likes to paint the other person as a technology-addicted monster.”

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Luke: “Usually, Luke dudnit make good funnies, dudnit make a very good funny.”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever. The listeners be cray.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, on that note, let’s do this. Just one more thing about the thing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can you play the e-mail sound effect? Nope.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know this is going to sound like, spoiled milk? Sour Grapes? Sour milk? Sour milk grapes? Spoiled grapes?”

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Luke and Andrew: Mature Landscaping and Net Nanny

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