Clips From TBTL #1879

Andrew: “Alright, I’m out. You know what, I need a gavel…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And then she was like, she didn’t want to know that but great now I know that”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Give me about four minutes here Luke, if you have some music under me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Good Lord…Oh my God!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hate the dreams, not the dreamer”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t get it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t, again don’t really I don’t have the reading thing a hundred percent down yet”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just got off work, so I’m a little kind of greasy and I’m perspiring a little bit, but it’s in a very, very sexy kind of way”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I like Beerhausen-by-Proxy. That’s my favorite beer.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I love this 13th floor of broadcasting where we’re existing and not existing at the same time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I say that my dreams never bleed over into real life… maybe that’s what’s happening now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m so G-D low brow”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, especially if it’s a wicked laugh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Old Faithful of Waste”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Seamster?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “So write to your Congressman, that’s what I’m saying”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That would be great! That would be awesome! (That’d be great)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Things are hard and I think you picked wisely”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is what I guess I was trying to stumble and bumble through before”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “True story”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We are officially not talking to each other right now. I’m looking at my computer, we are not connected at all”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Well, that’s why I carry wasabi around me, just in case Genevieve does get the vapors”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Well, that’s why I think our tagline should be ‘TBTL: It’s easier than reading'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah, you’re trying to cover it up. You’re like, love the song, hate the dreams.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You wanna see me explode?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Did I say carry before? No, I don’t think so. Don’t you bring Carey into this. Yeah, let’s get Carey on the phone.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “For me, the bar is so low for me because I’m basically a bottom-feeder fish that will eat whatever garbage is in front of my face…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Snoring

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “You think you’re a real card, don’t you Burbank? A real cut-up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “All of our Internet resources are being directed at the conversation you and I are having”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hate the dreamer, not the game”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hoo-wha-hah!?!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m a liberal too, by the way. Some of my best friends are liberals”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Like, if I got an $800,000¬†book advance and I’d always been dreaming about buying a boat… I’d buy a motherfucking boat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Look outside, you dum-dum”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is the kind of kid I was, Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What!?!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Whoo doggie!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You bottom-feeder you”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Andrew was looking for the word “adjourned”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Are we still in the open? I grayed out somewhere about four minutes ago”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “God, this fucking town is overrun with seamsters. I know, Seamsters 128.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “God, this fucking town is overrun with seamsters. I know, Seamsters 128. God, give me a break… I’m so sick of it, I’m moving”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I don’t recognize the Gregorian calendar, I work off of the Mayan calendar”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Something. Something, something, something.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “We’re freaking complicated meat systems. I’m an especially complicated meat system, not to brag.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #1878

Andrew: “A dragon’s on the horizon, so everyone stops fighting. Everybody in this giant effing coliseum, where there’s just chaos going on, everything stops”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “As a Shalhoub-head”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Groaning

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He doesn’t feel like walking into that land mine field… mine field”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I can’t believe we don’t have more sausage-related drops. This is probably the most important issue of my life.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I could hear something that was slightly more distracting, which was my effing voice”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I hated the way it was done. It was the cheesiest bullshit I think I’ve ever seen on Game of Thrones.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I may already forgotten what you said”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’ve been waiting to see her ride a fucking dragon”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If I were to stop eating pork, I think I would just want to stop eating all food… I’m sorry, all meats”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If there’s someone in the corner clicking her pen, it’s just going to drive you nut cakes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It gets Creepy-town”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No. Eww, gross.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh damn, this is good!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Pants on, fan on”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Quiet Giggle

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Shut the fuck up, like everybody, shut up!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s the scary, ‘put the lotion in the basket’ one”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Well, not to be too cute here, but I do think you said ‘that collision of events’; which, was either a genius or a poor choice of words”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What the hell were we talking about”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew is not having a productive day after all

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Well, don’t let the song wag the title…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “All joking aside, I’m just wondering if it’s political correctness run amok(e)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Andrew, this show needs an enema”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “As an adult, those rides are shit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Cute, Short Chuckle

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Don’t fake the funk, when you talking The Monk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “First of all, I kind of knew the dragon was coming, because they fucked”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “He’s pretty up in Danger Mouse’s grille”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “How about ‘Bring in Da Noise, Bring in Da Monk’?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I hope you’re happy, by the way, you just talked me back into being a porky”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m learnding today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Just fuck that noise”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Just watching you Monk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Making ba-shitloads of money”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “My mom really did try to, through pop culture, make me a gay man”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh no, you twitn’t”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, just because now we are in Dragon town”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Warriors! Come out and play!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Why is Fernando Rodney guarding the Khaleesi?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Do you get up to make some popcorn with shredded cheese on it, like Carey does? No. Eww, gross.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Don’t fake the funk, when you’re talking about Monk. That’s right!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Let’s cross that dragon when we come to it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Masks! Get out your masks! Get your Harpy masks! Don’t miss out on the great Harpy fight!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Today is Luke’s Tuesday and Andrew’s Wednesday, and Tomorrow is Andrew’s Tuesday

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #1877

Andrew: Awesome Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But then the same exact person breaks out, then it’s kind of like this sexy adventure time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Download our friends”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Has either one of us ever changed clothes while podcasting or doing this podcast?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey, you know what, if it means keeping my clothes on during the show, that’s got to be a bonus for everybody”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am perspiring and, there is a chance, that I will begin the show with jeans and end it with shorts”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know, he’s just kind of Sheriffing it up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t think we’re going to go there”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I just don’t want to be sharp-shot by the Stu-bot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I like that my worry for ‘The Song of Ice and Spoilers’ that we’re going to be too rushed with it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a Stitcher man”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m fascinated by hotels. I act like a child in a hotel sometimes, whereas I mean that I cry like a baby and pee my pants”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Imagine that, but then it comes out your butt, she didn’t say comes out your butt”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s just a comedy ‘ha-ha’ show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No spoiler too long and no detail too wrong”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Or just say, Luke it’s shorts time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Quick update: fan is on, clothes are on”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “So, one of the keys to the show today, I guess you would say, is for me to keep my clothes on”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Thinking about his nicknames “But luckily these days, they’re more loving, they’re more caring and more thoughtful. No more Alien Nation”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is a hell of a show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is my ‘howme’… my ‘howme’. This is my ‘howme’!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What the hell are you doing? Act like an adult”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You know, that’s, I like… whatever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “…and if I took off my pants during the show. Yes, but that would just be more like a crime against humanity. That’s true, certainly a crime against the Tens.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew called vuvuzelas “fuluvelas”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Making wind on the mic”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: One last “Wham Bam Thank You Mam” of the show

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “This is our Fall ‘Wham Bam Thank You Mam’ fund drive”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “And popped up through a manhole cover, in the middle of town!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Andrew ‘Boom Boom Hot Rockin’ Hodor (slash) Cuyahoga Clam of Podcasting'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Awesome Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, we used to call it ‘Man’s Inhumanity to Man'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Short Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Bringing J Back”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Sorry, trigger warning if you are… younger than 18? I don’t know what I’m saying Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That is now going to power you to your next Smash Mouth concert!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That’s he’s got a big schwartz (sic)

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We being Caucazoids”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Whispering “I don’t know what I’m saying Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “YOLO and YODO, as my mom says”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You don’t want somebody with a didgeridoo and a grudge”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Andrew recalled Luke ironing his suit in a hotel room while in a towel

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Chuckling at someone asking if “symbology” was even a word

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Didgeridon’t”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Discussing the flavor profile of Red Bull and other energy drinks

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke is okay with Andrew doing the show shirtless if it makes Andrew more focused on the show

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke repeatedly asks Andrew if they “should hit it and quit it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “That is so… white of me to think of that first”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “This is supposed to be the theatre of your mind, but it’s not supposed to be a dirty theatre of the mind. No, let’s keep it clean, let’s this safe for work.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #1876

For clips regarding Luke’s newly coined word, “hairea,” and the discussions about Pert Plus and “Pert Minus”, check out the “TBTL #1876: Hairea and Pert Plus/Minus” post.

Andrew: “A lot of grown men don’t have the boldness to say that out loud, especially on a much listened to microcast”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ain’t nobody got time for that”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “All of my answers involve time travel in some way or another”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey Luke, I do want to rock”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I can’t remember your original sentence”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t really know how to rock”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t remember”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know, I know”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m not gonna make fun of you for that. Well, maybe I will if you’re my friend, I might tease you a little bit, but only in a good hearted way”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: If Luke had a water bottle that had Andrew’s voice pestering Luke to drink more water

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s really hard to keep your eyes from rolling deep, deep, deep,¬†DEEP up in to your head”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Nailed it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Rolling the bones in the deep in your head is… somebody write that down”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Talking to me about any kind of grooming is probably ill-advised”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That is the highlight of the day right there”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s what my uncle used to tell me”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is, this is the type of favoritism that will not stand, Steve Nelson!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Going against the peace and dignity of Mississippi

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew, Luke and Phyllis: Andrew was supposed to add “Ooh baby I like it raw” in post

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “And then they ran it back up the ladder, and then they ran it back up the flagpole, and on top of the flagpole, there was another ladder they ran it up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Comparing giving up Facebook to someone giving up drinking

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey buddy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I could smell smoke coming up out of your thinking parts of your brain”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball Hot Rockin’ Andy’ Walsh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Taken a vow of Facebook abstinence

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is one of the saddest brags of all time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Well, with great quality skin care products come great responsibility”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What?!? You don’t even have anyone to holler for ya”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Your hair is your head hat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke got a free donut and Andrew had to pay for his own coffee when meeting with Steve Nelson

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “You’re the Chet Hayes of podcasting”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

TBTL #1876: Hairea and Pert Plus/Minus

On TBTL #1876, Luke and Andrew ended up discussing whether washing their body hair with shampoo and washing their hair with body soap would lead to hair loss and other problems. Andrew also chimed in that he had to use Pert Plus to wash his hair at an earlier age.

The shampoo and body soap discussions lead to two really funny bits: Luke coined the term “hairea” as a portmanteau of “hair” and “area”, and Luke running away with “Pert Minus”.

Luke and Andrew: Luke coins the term “haireas” and runs with it

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Some haireas have hairea to spare, and some do not”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Using the shampoo to just wash all of the ‘haireas'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Andrew used Pert Plus as shampoo as a kid

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Pert Minus

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone