Andrew: “Bigger bird gets the sugar”

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Andrew: Excited “Uh-huh!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t have children; and, so… maybe this is a terrible thing to say”

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Andrew: “It’s a terrible thing I can’t stop saying”

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Andrew: “Obviously, we’re human beings”

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Andrew: “Oh, please, sir. Can I have a petting?”

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Andrew: “Put it this way… it’s a terrible thing to say”

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Andrew: “You don’t have favorites. You don’t have favorites. We are a family”

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Andrew: “You’re a crazy-ass cat; and, you’re smelling my eye and you can kill me right now”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Felt like forever, Sweetie (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, please, sir. Can I have a petting?” and Luke asking for that to be pulled

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy… it’s amazing how we just kind of have this trust with these animals; cuz, if this cat went crazy right now, I would lose an eye… And, then, years later, the cat went crazy! (Oh, no!!)”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You didn’t even like him before you knew (No) he was a perv. My cat. The cat!?”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “He’s… puffing himself up and making horrible noises from (Oh, wow) the… (Yeah) deepest depths of hell”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh, no! Professor Bananas!?”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You suggested that we kinda, like, celebrate by getting another cat… Then, we went through the… (Always think another cat’s gonna fix the relationship?) Exactly”

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Luke: “I feel like I can just… I can, sort of… place this question down on the table; and, then, just slowly back away”

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Luke: “The cat… fucking loves the dog!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a lot better than I expected. Uh-huh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is your favorite… cat? I don’t know, Genevieve… Do you have a favorite cat?”

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Andrew: “And, I look like a total… frumpster”

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Andrew: “Athens, Ohio!? Ohio University”

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Andrew: “But, it kind of floored me to hear you say that”

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Andrew: “Here’s what I will say though; and, Genevieve is going to… disagree with this”

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Andrew: “Like a Coug in a Husky den”

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Andrew: “People for the Ethical Treatment of Fashion”

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Andrew: “What is that song from? I recognize it… It’s from, like, a TV show. Oh, that’s the A-Team theme, right?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Do you remember how this story ends, Genevieve? Does it end with a lizard man? It ends with a lizard man!”

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Genevieve Haas: “But, man. I looked… crazy”

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Genevieve Haas: “Don’t encourage that”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “Yeah. Triumph of editing over content? Yes. Very well put… And, (Genevieve) it embraces the jank. It embraces the jankiness”

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Luke, Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Too many fucks is a bad thing; (Right) and, zero fucks is a bad thing. (Also bad) The right amount of fucks. Oh, oh, that’s the show title! There we go. Perfect”

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