Andrew: “Chhk! I did not!”

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Andrew: “Chhk! I got a… amped up squirrel here. Don’t know how to deal with it. Chhk!”

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Heck, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I love that me time”

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Andrew: “I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it!”

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Andrew: Making a radio crackly sound

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Andrew: Making alert sounds

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Andrew: “Not to get all… hippie-dippy”

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Andrew: “Oh! Well, thank–thank you for having me. It’s a… pleasure to be here; been a long time listener… and… just looking forward to… chopping up some jackpots with ya”

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Andrew: “Oh… that’s one of the dazzling details of this story, and I already forgot it”

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Andrew: “That is… ballsy!”

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Andrew: “They gave me something to squirrel about”

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Andrew: “Whoo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Too much bad stuff… Toombis? (Toombis?)”

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Luke: “Alert! Alert!”

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Luke: “Gus… delete… TBTL from all of my podcatchers”

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Luke: “Happy… yoho!”

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Luke: “I’m a podcaster and I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Okay, Mama”

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Luke: “Tase me gently, bro. Please”

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Luke: “TBTL forever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “My mom (My mom) said on… Thursday, there would be messages… And, Blursdays”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, then, that’s not for you. That’s a… (Okay) just a photo I took… a private photo… (Right, right, right) to share with friends. Okay. Oh, wow! Yeah… yeah. It is small”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait… seriously? Yeah”

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Andrew: “Andrew ‘Mr. Pure’ Walsh?”

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Andrew: “Garlic-stream”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I’m a pie guy”

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Andrew: “Is this turning you on too?”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of a dot matrix printer printing

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Andrew: “My goal for this summer is to eat more pie; which, sounds like a really weird thing, especially, for a fat guy to say”

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Andrew: “Now, they are… LaCrying into their soda”

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Andrew: “Oh, is this what pre-diabetes looks like?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, it smells like garlic in here. I wonder why”

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Andrew: “Pie-face Walsh”

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Andrew: Saying “Every time I am peeling a piece of garlic” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “You’re not licking door knobs?”

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Andrew and Luke: “No-no, up top! Yeah! Oh, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Terry!!! (Terry!!!)”

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Luke: “A budding bureau!”

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Luke: “But, anyway, it was a real… world-class s-hole”

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Luke: “Cleveland… he is from you”

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Luke: “His dick skinners”

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Luke: “I mean, you shower four times a day just to get the evil out”

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Luke: “I’m more interested in money than you are”

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Luke: “It was some Shining kinda shit”

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Luke: “Old ‘Cake Man’ Burbank against Old ‘Pie in the Sky’ Walsh”

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Luke: Saying “A-that’s-a tiny car” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “T-Mobile Field: The T is for Terrible?”

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Luke: “Terrible-Mobile Park”

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Luke: “This is… apropos of… not very much”

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Luke: “Whoop, whoop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here’s some why-goo… [ph] (Mmm-hmm) I think I say that wrong. Phamdemort’s always correcting me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, vampires… (Yeah) you are coming to the wrong podcast today”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya-cult let ya down. Yeah… Ya-cult”

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Andrew: “Don’t you dare undermine me”

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Andrew: “I am such, like, an old man, worry wart now”

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Andrew: “I don’t… give… two hoots”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I dunno… to what degree I sound like a monster in this case”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you… you will give a high school… commencement speech, at some point… before you are done with this life… What a weird way to put it”

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Andrew: “It’s got too much Burbank on it”

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Andrew: “Kink-free… hoses”

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Andrew: “Naked unicornist”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Old school, baby”

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Andrew: “Second-hand Burbank”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, this has been your phonics lesson. No, it’s been mine”

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Andrew: “Somebody’s gears are being grint”

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Andrew: “That is funny… I mean, it’s funny”

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Andrew: “That smiley face is the biggest F.U.”

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Andrew: “To the degree that you can believe I’m saying this earnestly and not sarcastically”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately, it just gets yellier and yellier at the end”

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Andrew: “Yeah… let’s get rid of that”

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Luke: “Let’s be the coffee we want to drink”

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Luke: “Life’s a party, rock your body”

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Luke: “No!!”

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Luke: Saying “And, welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBTL” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Behind the wall” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Longest running co-bro of the show; known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace and their splendor” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Second-hand Burbs?”

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Luke: “T and A”

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Luke: “What is not okay to throw out, I think… is a giant photo of a human man, who is still alive… named Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “Yes! Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A guy… came… straggling along… naked… on… a unicycle… (Mmm) and, in the middle of the intersection… ate… shit! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Again, my memory went missing at a place called… Teddy’s”

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Andrew: “Bean, 🐖 , will you, 🐖 , be on the show, 🐖 ?”

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Andrew: “Googling… Binging, Duck Duck Going”

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Andrew: “I had a flipping great weekend”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing the accent now. You’ll know”

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Andrew: “I’m not Me May Mah Mo Moo-ing over here”

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Andrew: “Let’s take this painful idea and turn up the pain on it”

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Andrew: “Like a teardrop in the ocean, I’m sure it’ll correct everything”

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Andrew: “Lucas… Luther… Luke. Luke; then, Lukles”

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Andrew: Singing “Shoddy!”

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Andrew: “So, anyway, that was my braggy story. What were we talking about!?”

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Andrew: “The only nasty thing in there was… stuff that… I was responsible for”

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Andrew: “Well, at least I’m not the Hound”

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Andrew: “When we’re confused, our face goes to, kind of, resting grumpy face”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Luke: “He was just… he was happy as a… as a pig in shit, I guess you might say”

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Luke: “In… Bellingham, Washington… the very… hot… very… spicy… very… somebody better open a window… city of Bellingham, Washington”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumper”

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Luke: “Rubber baby… bug… buggy bumper”

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Luke: Singing “Me May My Mo Moo. Me May My Mo Moo. Me May My Mo Moo”

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Luke: “This… this was your master recording!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke introducing Andrew with Andrew clearing his throat with his mic un-muted

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Luke and Andrew: “Rubber baby buggy bump… bumper… or whatever (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I just don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Go back! Why…? Aw, come on, Dallas Morning News!”

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Andrew: “How did I not prepare for this question!?”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a Linh Pham special right there”

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Andrew: “You just got Phammed”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, it’s five! What happened to the one… flag!!? (I don’t know! This quiz sucks!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Six Flags over Uranus! (Come on, guys!)”

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Luke: “Is… Walkering, Texasing and Rangering? Is building, and fording and toughing?”

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Luke: Saying “You dirty rat” as James Cagney

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Luke: Singing a portion of the refrain from Rod Stewart’s “Some Guys Have All the Luck”

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Luke: “That was gonna be my gift to them; but, now, we’re lose, lose, losing”

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Luke: “That’s what manhood is!”

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Luke: “There’s something about my brain does not interpret information well”

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Luke: “We’re never gonna win win win again on this show”

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Luke: “Where’s your global warming now? Am I right? No… I’m wrong. I would be wrong if I said that; because, that’s not how climate change works”

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Luke: “Yahoooo!!”

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Andrew: “A more responsible font”

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Andrew: “All babies do is take, take, take, take, take”

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Andrew: “End of an era! End of an era”

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Andrew: “Hey… pep boy!”

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Andrew: “I hate letting her kinda baby me in this way; but… what I hate even more is doing it”

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Andrew: “I was grabbing my pen!”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly blowing my nose during this show”

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Andrew: “I’m hokey… I’m pot smoky, and I vote!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My… dir… dirt bike-ological clock is ticking, that’s for sure”

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Andrew: “Next one I play is gonna blow your mind”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. You just made an incest joke. Are you serious?”

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Andrew: Saying “Apparently… I don’t drink the Kool-Aid… cuz, I’m an adult” as the “Apparently” kid

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Andrew: Saying “Yes. No. Yes” and dinging his bell for each word

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Andrew: “Well, we’re off to a great start. What else would you like to talk about?”

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Andrew: “What I hate even more is doing it”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good dirt bike?”

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Andrew: “You gotta have it all”

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Andrew: “You’re right. Why can I just… freaking be!! Agh! I hate myself!”

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Andrew: “You’re so peppy today”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, (Yeah!) A More Responsible (I like it) Font… by Luke Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have been… (Oh, man) popsicle-ing it up again”

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Luke: “A wet… limp… dish rag”

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Luke: “And, whatever I’m doing with my life, it is so the wrong thing!”

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Luke: “Goo-goo, gaga”

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Luke: “I immediately started sweating profusely from every orifice”

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Luke: “I was tired… I was discouraged… I was… having a hard time”

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Luke: “Like, I need a lot”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Sounds kind of hokey and pot smoky”

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Luke: “That just happened”

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Luke: “This is a bad situation!”

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Luke: “We spare no detail on this program”

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Luke: “Why am I doing this with my life right now?”

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Luke: “You didn’t think this through, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cowabunga, dude. Cowabunga”

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