Andrew: “Good morning, Luke. Are, are you mad at me? Disappointed, maybe… Tired of my antics”
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Andrew: “I am what they call… ‘an asshole’… who nobody wanted to come… quote/unquote, ‘visit'”
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Luke: “I didn’t rig shit! I didn’t do shit! I’ll kill you!”
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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t wanna break my bell”
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Andrew: “I was right in my head but wrong out loud”
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Andrew: “It just blown… my… brain grapes”
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Andrew: “Louis!”
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Andrew: “Now, this is off-topic for you; but, it’s just blown… my… brain grapes”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew and Luke: “Just more shame. That’s what you get, more shame (Oh, man)”
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Luke: “Anyway. We have fun”
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Luke: “Funky little line”
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Luke: “I’m trapped here”
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Luke: “Let’s not trust Luke’s brain on these things”
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Luke: “Lewis”
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Luke: “Lewis” #2
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Luke: Making kissing sounds to the song “The Final Countdown”
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Luke: “No country for old Burbs”
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Luke: Singing “It’s the cutest kitten”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “The Final Countdown”
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Andrew: “Come here for a second. Can you talk about your bowls?”
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Andrew: “Genevieve, you’re not here, are you?”
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Andrew: “I’m a journalism”
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Andrew: “It’s like a, that’s what, a small-a pizza pie… I’m sorry that I said it that way”
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Andrew: “It’s not for me; but, it’s kinda cute”
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Andrew: “Sue me? Sue me for what?”
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Luke: “Aww!”
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Luke: Saying “Gosh! I guess dead men do tell tales… Yaah!” as Goofy
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Luke: Saying “Gosh!” as Goofy
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Andrew: “And who gaffed, best boy?”
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Andrew: “Are you including like a, a dirty little doodle?”
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Andrew: “Don’t fart!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know!”
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Andrew: “I honestly thought you’re taking it to Fart Town”
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Andrew: “I’m moving to Oregon!”
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Andrew: “It’s a mockery of democracy! It’s a mockery of democracy!”
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Andrew: “Let’s get chompers!”
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Andrew: Making a sound of a motorcycle idling then revving
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Andrew: Singing “Living in a movie”
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Andrew: “That’s not brought up in the genetics thing either, why he’s so damn cross-eyed… That’s probably just in-breeding”
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Andrew: “That’s probably just in-breeding”
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Andrew: “This is less about beaver talk”
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Andrew: “This is less about beaver talk and more about flag talk”
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Andrew: “Watch me get this wrong”
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Andrew: “Yeah… Ya think?”
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Andrew: “You had no idea how long it was gonna last”
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Andrew: “You’re brutalizing us and utilizing him”
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Luke: “Easy ladies. I’m taken”
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Luke: “I love you, Andrew”
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Luke: “I’m an impulsive… sexy man”
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Luke: Making an alarm clock sound
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Luke: “Man, her shit stinks!”
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Luke: “Maybe sleep Luke is a farting machine”
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Luke: “Oh, for the record, I love white meat”
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Luke: Singing “Been a while”
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Luke: Singing “It’s a grand old flag. It’s a two-sided flag”
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Luke: Snorting
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Luke: “This recently humped tabby… protégé”
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Luke: “Welcome to Fartville”
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Andrew: “Hoo, boy!”
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Andrew: “How about you stop screwing the fans!?”
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Andrew: “I don’t think a lot of these folks… know what the hell they’re talking about”
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Andrew: “I don’t, like, just trust capitalism to work for me more often. This is great!”
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Andrew: “It was your fault for telling me to not have any new experiences”
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Andrew: “Licorice!”
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Andrew: “Like, being a kid, I crushed a lot”
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Andrew: Singing “This is my box”
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Andrew: “What did they say? What did they say?”
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Luke: “She-bang, she-bangs”
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Luke: Singing “This is my box”
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Luke: Singing a portion of Dido’s “Thank You”/Eminem’s “Stan” but as a violin
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Luke: “Triple-Two-Portland. Triple-Two-Portland”
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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you dare, don’t you dare, don’t you dare, ugly man, hurt my mother… (Uh-huh) Don’t you dare, ugly man, hurt my mother. I’ll smash all your bones. I’ll bash in your head”
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Andrew: “There’s a new revolution taking over the world, it’s called, ‘the Internet’. And, with things like electronic mail, or… e-mail, people are coming together like they never have before”
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Andrew: “Too late. Here we are. We’re on the air. You either have to pretend you’re interested or sink the show”
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Luke: “Oh, wow”
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Luke and Andrew: “Because, it’s all I have left! (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wow. All I can say is ‘Wow’ (Uh-huh)”
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Luke and Andrew: “What in the world is happening on that Facebook page!? (Wow)”
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