Tag: 10th Vaniversary

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Clips From TBTL #2562

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Andrew: “3-D, 3-D, 3-B!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much red in my life; and, I see red a lot”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Are you mad at me; or, are you from Seattle? I dunno”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not a sporto; but, that’s not what I know about basketballs”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What is with those?”

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Andrew: Saying “Well, hello there!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You have my attention” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Throw your vape pens in the air!”

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Andrew: “You can’t tell if people are mad at you or they’re just Wallingford. Like, and, that is the goddamn truth, man!”

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Andrew and David Burbank: “Those are two different bands! Barely. Barely”

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Andrew and Luke: “His name is Uncle Luke. He’s running around the lake right now. I’ll, I’ll introduce you to him later. Hey, who’s looking for me?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where are you, Luke? Standing right behind the van, sharpening a knife”

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Camaro Kev: “God, boy… I am a loser”

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Camaro Kev: “Thanks for… chiming in… exhausted Luke”

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Luke: “And, I have a computer thingy”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m surrounded by clocks”

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Luke: “Follow your, follow your tangents, bro. Wild tangents can’t be broken”

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Luke: “Haters gonna hate”

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Luke: “Hey, Andrew. For once, can this not turn into a pro-life conversation?”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody, it’s a little loud in here… Get your testicles out!”

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Luke: “I did go sneak behind a tree… and relieve myself; because, nothing is open here”

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Luke: “I know Warren G; and, you sir, are no Warren G”

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Luke: “I’ll dig through shit if it saves me seven hundred dollars!!”

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Luke: “My mom… God love her”

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Luke: “Not to brag”

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Luke: “Oh, this isn’t my house. It doesn’t smell like my house”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: Saying “G’day, mate” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Was that bad?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Saying a string of “Whoa”s

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Luke: Singing “All my friends are dead” in a funny manner

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Luke: “That’s how Susie B rolls”

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Luke: “They call me, ‘Lucas with the lid on'”

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Luke: “Turns out, I have a pattern with this”

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Luke: “What… kind of a world is this?”

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Luke: “Worth it!”

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Luke: “Yeah!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I don’t mean to… I don’t wanna cut in; but… could you do me one kindness? Yeah, get you… a coat? Could you move the van… so, when David gets back, he thinks you’re gone?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is the biggest… load of Seattle bullshit I’ve ever heard. Put on the brights!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait. So, it’s gonna feel like this… until we’re done at the Re-bar? Am I gonna stay this way? Is this real life? Is this real life?”

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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “P-Fletch… how’s the smell? It’s fine. It is not funky in here at all… Swear to God”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: Drunk Town

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Um, excuse me. If you could turn this off, that would be great. Oh… God, entitled…”

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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “You tried to regulate, and you failed! That’s right… that’s right”

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Clips From TBTL #2561

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Andrew: “Alright, guys. Calm down. I’m a human being too”

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Andrew: “Because of that, I’m, like, laying down with my legs crossed; and, I just look like I’m just like… the coolest toad in the pond”

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Andrew: “Do you miss illegal marijuana, by the way?”

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Andrew: “I… Ah, God… I’m sorry, I’m… starting to already lose it”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s the hardiest of the hardies”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Everything’s better with the bell!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna be the one to ruin good radio… even though… that is literally my job description these days”

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Andrew: “Why should the Devil have all the good energy drinks?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that something your Mom would say? Yes. I’m starting to recognize it”

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Camaro Kev: Saying something gibberish

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing “Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side”

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Camaro Kev and Luke: “Table full of Touchdowns (Yeah)”

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Camaro Kev, Andrew and David Burbank: Laughing

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David Burbank and Luke: “But, yeah. Six tacos, one or two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers… a… fuck it, a large curly fry. Yeah? Oh, I see… it takes a Rockefeller to know one”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Don’t associate the Millennials with them. They, we… we do not accept… them as, as part of us. Not your President? No… Hashtag? They, they represent six and seven year olds”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Look at the ‘M’ on the Monster Taco (It’s the Hebrew letter… for diarrhea)”

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David Burbank and Luke: “Think Linh is already here, actually… That’s right. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Linh Pham!”

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David Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Well, lucky you. That’s why (If you had) you’re the master broadcaster. Where has this (I don’t even…) David been!? In the basement?”

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Listener Linda: “Power out!”

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Luke: “Again, I’m in a bit of a… glass Sprint van… on that one”

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Luke: “And then, when we come back, we’re talk… Jack In The Box ordering; and, really, just late-night food… including, by the way, my shameful… shameful large pizza order… the other night with you, Camaro”

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Luke: “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Linh Pham!”

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Luke: “But, I just don’t understand! The Millennials of America, with their Snapchat and their Power Gloves… they don’t know that their heroes are super balding!?”

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Luke: “Driver John and the Fried Gourd”

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Luke: “From an area near Dream Land… this is… Dream Land”

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Luke: “God! Haven’t we been… on the air already for… seven hours, or so? Yes, we have; and, we’re only a fraction of the way… there”

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Luke: “Hey, bro”

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Luke: “How often are you toweling that thing down?”

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Luke: “I can’t get this close to this oasis and not drink from it’s cool waters”

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Luke: “I had a wild thought, guys”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lotta B’s, dude”

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Luke: “I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah… What’s up with his hair!?'”

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Luke: “I’m just sniffing it. I’m just… getting the bouquet”

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Luke: “Lemme take everybody’s temperature on this”

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Luke: “Let me tell you this… Kevin… keeps the cleanest car. I know that’s a lotta K’s dude”

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Luke: “Listen, there’s no wrong way… to hurt your… arteries”

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Luke: “Listen… I’m losing my hair… I’ve wearing an… [sic] ding-dang laser baldness helmet. I got nothing, I got nothing to brag about here. I’m also a forty-one year old man… no one’s holding me up as a YouTube star”

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Luke: “Not sleep deprivation… not… ill-advised, early caffeine consumption, nothing can stop the TBTL… 10th Vanniversary”

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Luke: “Power out!”

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Luke: Singing “Everything under the Sun except… Amos and Andy, and lollipops”

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Luke: Singing “Gauze with gas [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “He said, ‘Baby, it’s 3 A.M., I must be hungry'”

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Luke: “We have a fan”

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Luke: “Yes, but… young one”

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Luke and Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “What time is it? It’s about 4:20. Hey, what’s up, guys? (Man!)”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Oh, it’s got the, it’s got the hang-down… Oh, it does have a hang-down. Yeah”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “What!!? (What!? / Whoa!)”

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: “We were the only people in the dance club; which, was called, ‘Spinnakers,’ I believe. Spinnakers, yeah. And, so… That is not a good name for… That sounds like an elderly dance club!”

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Clips From TBTL #2560: The Burbanks Edition

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Carey Burbank: “Is it too late for me to go back into the house?”

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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “Next”

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Carey Burbank: “That was my first yawn”

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Carey Burbank: “What happened?”

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David Burbank: “Oh, he flarps plenty”

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David Burbank: Singing “I feel good. Doo-doo-doo-doo”

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David Burbank and Luke: “You know, I was… I was the surprise child; as… (Yeah, you were…) Mom puts it”

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Luke: “Are you in the… the apology… district?”

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Luke: “Butt-splosions”

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Luke: “During our last American Pie break between episodes, Andrew, I ran into Burbank Springs… and drained the lizard, if you know what I mean”

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Luke: “Eww, God! I just looked at it and broke it”

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Luke: “Give that two flarps up”

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Luke: “Hand me the flarper”

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Luke: “Hello, there, actual bro!”

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Luke: “I have been misusing winky-face emoji”

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Luke: “I hope everybody sets their expectations… on… medium”

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Luke: “I’m surrounded by clocks!!”

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Luke: Singing “For the Fresh-Me-Ups!” to Alanis Morissette’s “Thank U”

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Luke: Singing “You thought you bought a thousand feet; but, you only bought six-hundred. Bomp, bomp, bomp”

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Luke: Singing along to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant”

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Luke: “That’s a lot of S’s, dude”

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Luke: “Well, you’re, you know… you’re not a girl, not yet a woman”

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Luke: “What!!? That was not the reaction I was looking for”

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Luke: “What buzzing? Is it pretty? Does it sound pretty? Cuz, I can’t hear it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you feel, though, like wearing that hat… is also a political statement? No… no, way. No. Are you being serious? Yeah. No! No”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’s everything? Like, how’s the body, how’s the mind, how’s the spirit? The mind’s never been… great… Actually, neither is the body. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It took us exactly one episode (I know) to break into the coffee!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Pass the absinthe. Yeah!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Really? Yeah. Aw, man!”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “You actually made a special label Fresh-Me-Ups. These are so sweet. Thanks, babe. This is going super well! I’m enjoying it… for what it’s worth”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and David Burbank: “Lemme talk to somebody who’s always got my back, and that’s my actual wife. (That’s my woife) We call her, ‘Carey from the Upstairs’. Hi, Sweetie. Hi, there. What is your impression of the van? I think it’s very nice… That’s how you answer that question (Bastard)”

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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: “I think Dad’s a funny guy. You haven’t always thought that. Really!? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty here. What’s happening!?”

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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: Luke telling how his mom reacted when she found out she was pregnant with David

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Clips From TBTL #2560: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

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Andrew: “And, the more I try to fix it, the worse it gets; which, is… the name of my book”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk down to us, buddy”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, that is not true!”

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Andrew: “He sleeps the sleep of a thousand Gandalfs”

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Andrew: “I am… breaking out in my first major pimple of the evening”

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Andrew: “I avoided tacos for dinner”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch TV; cuz, TV is no friend of mine”

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Andrew: “I feel very, very old, like, when I’m especially talking to… don’t look at me David, when I’m talking to, like, a young person”

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Andrew: “I got into this when I was kind of listening to a lot of hippy-dippy, 60s music”

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Andrew: “I hate this story so much!”

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Andrew: “I hope it’s okay for me to say this”

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Andrew: “I was a Guy guy”

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Andrew: “I’ll give that three flarps”

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Andrew: “I’m a very clean liar”

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Andrew: “Look! It looks just like Andrew, or like a screen cap from a commercial… And, it’s just because I’m a fat… balding guy with a beard”

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Andrew: “Maybe we should say it’s the Apple, Warby Parker, Tesla and TBTL of toothbrushes? No. It’s not the TBTL of toothbrushes… It’s much better than that”

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Andrew: “Moist. Sorry. I said that”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. You are a party animal!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh… I flarpin’ love it”

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Andrew: “Someone’s looking for a cut”

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Andrew: “What? I… I seriously said that?”

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Andrew: “What if you and I are, like, sine waves… that are… kind… well, that would mean we would cancel each other out. That’s no good”

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Andrew: “When am I gonna learn my lesson? Take one call, then turn it off!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I associate this hat mostly with Sean DeTore; which, is actually a problem for me, because… Is that a political statement? Yeah, right. I’m… I’m a DeToriate… I always vote straight ticket DeToriate”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is my computer turned on? I think so, we can hear it ringing, right? Yeah”

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Flarp Sound

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Clips From TBTL #2559: Part Two

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I don’t wanna be rude either; and, these are people who I love dearly. I have to say that ‘cuz they’re probably listening… or, will be at some point. Andrew’s friends, if you’re listening, you can always call us, 205-575-8285. 205-575-8285”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, considering how I just started this damn show, (Exactly) I got no leg to stand on. You’ve outed yourself”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have to wake up at 10, or you have to get on the plane at 10? Well, the flight’s at 11, so I’ll probably get up at 10. Shut up. I hate you so much”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you prefer to have an auto-faucet? I now do; and, it happened… it was just like turning the water (Who are you?) up on a frog. I had to idea (What’s happening to you?) what’s happening… This is a Live Wire thing (I had no idea what was happening to me)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I never… knew how podcasts work. (Yes) Thank you… for explaining it… finally. We put the ‘pot’ in ‘potcast'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna start just telling people I’m writing a book just so that I can be less ashamed. I’m writing Luke’s book. Can you build me a book in Minecraft? I can, actually!”

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Andrew and Luke: “More stuff!? Exactly. Get a rope!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Somebody brought a laser baldness helmet. That… first of all, is battery-powered. How dare you? At long last, have you no decency”

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Andrew and Luke: “They do not accept the promo code ‘TBTL’ at checkout… (What!?!) when you’re buying them IRL… I learned that the hard way. Bastards”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, do you want me to open the phones? Tell me when to open the phones. (Open the phones, Walsh!) And, use that, use that terminology. Yeah, okay. Open… open the phones”

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August: “It took, like, a few hours… and then, it became night, and I hided in it”

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Luke: “Even for us, there are tangents that we, there are rocks that we do not turn over; because, the grubby little tangents living under it are too icky… or boring”

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Luke: “He bought a Sprinter van; but, it doesn’t mean he thinks he’s better than anyone else”

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Luke: “How dare you? At long last, have you no decency”

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Luke: “I don’t think grocery stores were designed to be monogamous”

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Luke: “I got something coming out of my pores, it’s vodka… and, I apologize for the smell, everybody”

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Luke: “Or, are you one of those people that… actually are okay, being with yourself with silence… and, what is that like?”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t leave us!!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Is this good? in a funny manner

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Luke: “See? You’re singing again”

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Luke: “This call is over!!”

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Luke: “We’re already fighting, Andrew”

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Luke: “We’re going out!!!”

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Luke: “Well, what do you know? From the back of a Butler Transportation… executive… Sprinter coach… This is… the first hour of the next twenty-four hours of our life. It’s the TBTL 10th Vanniversary”

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Luke: “What is this? Little House on the friggin’ Prairie?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… we’re gonna do a lot… of fun stuff; and, some stuff that’s no so fun. Oh, no! I didn’t know about that either! Yeah. That’s how… twenty-four hour… vanniversary broadcast works”

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Luke and Andrew: “For the next… twenty-three or so hours, Andrew… follow every tangent. Yes. Leave no tangent behind!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hell to the nah! (Who wants that!!?) What is the purpose of that invention, ever? That’s so bad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t D or D. No”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought they called you, ‘The Surfer’? Well… they do now”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “What’s the deal with the underside of…? Who are the seat wizards?” as Jerry Seinfeld

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Clips From TBTL #2559: Part One

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Andrew: “Also, you’re a very private person”

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Andrew: “Anyway, that’s just a teaser. It’s not a good teaser; but, it’s a teaser”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hooray for you!”

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Andrew: “How’s it reaching your earballs?”

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Andrew: “I am the one who clocks!!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to laugh; because… in case you were serious, I didn’t want to insult you”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about the money. I just care for the stuff”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be shitty about this”

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Andrew: “I dunno, dude! Why are you yelling at me?”

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Andrew: “I got mine!”

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Andrew: “I hope Burt’s Bees isn’t like… too hippy-dippy”

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Andrew: “I smoked… tons of weed”

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Andrew: “I’m still Andrew… from… the Wallingford block”

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Andrew: “I’m sure that’s obvious to you, cuz you’re an adult”

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Andrew: Making a mouth farting noise

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Night’s coming. The spiders are gonna come!”

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Andrew: “Oh, sorry. Well, clearly, that wasn’t you”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, I do this… in Minecraft”

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Andrew: “Okay. Yeah, we can stop”

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Andrew: Singing “Amazing Grace”

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Andrew: Singing “Ricola”

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Andrew: “That… worked!”

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Andrew: “What did you have in there!?”

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Andrew: “What’s the hurry!?”

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Andrew: “When does this stop being a podcast and more of a filibuster?”

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Andrew: “When people don’t like my stories, they can just interrupt me now. Are you ready for this?”

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Andrew: “Wow. You’ve changed… You’ve changed a lot”

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Andrew: “Yahoo!”

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Andrew: “You can’t keep a Landjäger away from my face, it turns out”

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Andrew: “You know… what’s the other game I play, Hearthstone, on my, on my boop-boop, you know”

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Andrew: “You’re Susie Burbank’s son. You tell me”

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