Andrew: “…and fantasize about all of the hot dogs that I’m going to eat, and then I usually eat one hot dog and some peanuts”
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Andrew: “And I had this twinge of jealousy”
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Andrew: “Don’t be jealous of that kid’s wings, you’re almost forty. You don’t need wings!”
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Andrew: “Female trees can grow up to be anything they want to”
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Andrew: “I don’t know”
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Andrew: “I put everything on, at the ball game. It’s probably the only place where I’ll put everything on”
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Andrew: “I shit you not”
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Andrew: “So, I’m like alright”
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Andrew: “Sorry about the catroll, it’s just business”
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Andrew: “There’s a lot of roundness going above my neck these days”
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Andrew: “What the hell!?!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew opines about his roundness
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Andrew and Luke: “Show title… ding, ding, ding”
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Carey: “Oh Andrew… sometimes you just got to let him do whatever he’s going to do. I can only pick so many battles.”
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Luke: “Allu Akbar”
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Luke: Andrew’s long con
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Luke: “By that time of my life, I was working a job, I was soon to be a father. I had grown up, I had become a man.”
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Luke: “Going Kobayashi on it”
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Luke: “I’m never happy with the beginning of yesterday’s show”
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Luke: “I’ve got one hand for the car and one hand for the award winning podcast that’s about to ensue”
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Luke: “Let a little voodoo economics creosote dribble down”
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Luke: “No, nobody in my family rats people out. That’s the code, the Burbank-Kelly code”
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Luke: “Not to, I don’t know, polish my own turnip”
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Luke: Picking up Andrew at the airport
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Luke: Ringtone
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Luke: “This is also classic Burbank”
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Luke: “What!?!?”
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Luke: “Yeah, it’s pretty Li’l Abner if you look at it”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew could have been the “LeRon James” or the “James LeBron” of basketball
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Luke and Andrew: “Because if you’re saying something and I have a brilliant thought, as I often do, I need to be able to whip the microphone right back over here and eat it. Nothing sexual about what I just said, by the way.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke lives life in a cavalier fashion yet manages to find an escape hatch in the nick of time
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Fireball”
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Luke and Andrew: Trees can group up to be doctors
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