Andrew: “And it’s fucking heartbreaking”
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Andrew: “God, no you don’t”
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Andrew: “I don’t know who this Trump fella is”
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Andrew: “I fucked up”
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Andrew: “It’s brilliant”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “No… I paused, you could hear me get there”
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Andrew: Quiet “Ahh, shit!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Speaking like Columbo for a school project
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Andrew: “Thank you, Luke”
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Andrew: Whispering “Oh my God”
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Andrew: “Without having to completely stop the show so I can do alpha-math”
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Andrew: “You know, I’m technically worried, but I am not worried about technical things”
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Andrew and Luke: “Eventually, you’ll have something that is edible if not craved. That’s right, edible if not craved.”
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Andrew and Luke: Figuratively, not literally, stopping the show
Andrew and Luke: Luke explains why he calls Andrew the “Crock Pot”
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Andrew and Luke: Pausing the flow, not stopping the show
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Andrew and Luke: Singing a line from Led Zeppelin’s “Over The Hills And Far Away”
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Andrew and Luke: Something, something masturbatory
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Luke: “Alrightily”
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Luke: “It’s really sort of like an hour of boring audio wrapped around a well-produced commercial for a winery.”
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Luke : “Woah, woah, woah, woah… stop the show”
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Luke: “Yes, welcome to Crossfire”
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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… speaking of athletes, because remember this discussion did start, technically, with a conversation about Tom Brady… No, it’s a great transition, Luke. Thank you (Sure). Flawless.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew makes a crying sound in the background
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s two different “Yeah!” sounds
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Luke and Andrew: Luke re-creating sounds of someone struggling to play a guitar
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Luke and Andrew: The Arc of History
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Luke and Andrew: The “Real Donald Trump” account may not be real
Luke and Andrew: “You know, we should actually call it the Wig Party. Nah, it’ll never work. Okay.”
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